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You have a shotgun and a banjo, but you only have one shotgun shell. You are walking through the jungles, when suddenly the bush behind you rustled menacingly. What do you do?
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Climb a tree with my agility
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From your vantage point in the tree, you see a big cat of some kind emerge from the bush.
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I patiently wait while it leaves
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It leaves. What now?
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I continue my journey walking southeast
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You come to a cracked stone statue covered in moss. It looks like it's mouth could be opened. What do you do?
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Hit it with the butt of my shotgun and try to open it
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It opens, and inside is a massive snake. It lunges.
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I'm a zombie, it's venom does nothing to me. Kill it and eat it for food.
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You eat it. You see that it was wrapped around a small box. What do you do?
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Open the box
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Inside is a large red gem.
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Grab the gem and continue my quest to the west
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Nothing happens when you grab the gem. Where do you go now?
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Continue west, I can hear a stream in the distance
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The stream is merely a trickle. It flows down into a hole much to small for you to squeeze into. Suddenly, trees splinter and a large spider emerges from the darkness. It is larger than you, it is faster than you, and it is hungry.
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Load my shotgun with it's one shell and shoot a leg of the spider. It will slow it down a little. I'm a zombie so I can cut my arm off at my elbow to distract it just enough for me to run away while it eats my arm. I run north east.
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Your crazy plan works. What do you do now?
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I find a large stick to place as my new left arm to attach at the elbow. I now have a built in club. I continue north east in search of the temple.
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You reach a vast lake. There is a pontoon boat tied to the shore. The lake water is dark and murky.
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I check the pontoon boat to see if it is able to float
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Probably. You don't have a key, though
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I search the boat for supplies
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In it you find seven shotgun shells and a container of fuel.