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5/11/2014 10:48:23 PM
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Have you ever been hit hard in the balls
If you did, how hard was it and how did you cope? ._.
I just accidentally poked it really hard while pulling up my pants after a piss. It hurts so badddd
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Let me put it this way, Boss. Jen kicked me in the balls once. As hard as she could. She played soccer for about a decade. She was very good at getting the ball down field quickly. You get where I'm going with this? [spoiler]I think one went inside.[/spoiler]
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Yes, once I had a football kicked there, so hard, in the middle of winter and it was snowing.
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Yes, a knee to the balls. But as penis whisperer I can also speak to testicles. Talking to them makes them feel better.
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Nope... just nope.
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With a lacrosse ball , around 60 milles per hour , thank god for cups
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I had a jock strap on but I still got hit in the nuts regularly when I played baseball. Shit still hurts despite the protection, but at least it got dispersed across a wider area. Of course sometimes a stray pitch would hit the dirt and bounce up and nail the one little bit that wouldn't be quite covered due to the awkward way a catcher has to sit/squat.
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Running full speed towards a mate, he stuck out his steel capped shoe right into my balls. I just sat on the floor, told everyone to shut the -blam!- and get away with me and just waited for the pain to go away. Shit hurt mang.
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A bowling ball rolled into my balls and I puked
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Curl up in a ball for 20 minutes and wait for it to pass. Really all you can do.
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Ever sit down criss cross style too quickly & kick yourself in the balls? Its happened to me & it wasnt lovely.
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Well, this one time, at band camp...
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I took a punt of a soccer ball to the dick, I think I actually passed out it hurt so bad.... I was in a daze and had to be dragged off the field.
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Editado por Spooter: 5/13/2014 9:28:09 AMTheme of this thread?
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5 RespuestasYes. I was in the hot tub or spa with a few good lookin girls and we were just chilling and one of em decided it would be funny to kick me in the balls. Then they all proceeded to kick my balls cause they thought it didn't hurt... I was sore for a while and not happy
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My friend hit me in the balls with a tennis racket very hard? I probably won't have kids
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I crushed my balls after riding a bicycle 10 years ago
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18 RespuestasStandard procedure in Greek special force: 5 knees to the ball sack in 5 minuets. Had to take the pain while singing our song of honor. If we messed up, we were stripped naked and slapped in the genitals with a mini chain whip. I passed, and became men of men
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Yes. When I was 6 or 7, I got bounced off the side of a trampoline and one of the springs went between my legs.
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> Be me, 13, riding cool Mountain Bike > Mid Puberty > Try to show off in front of slutty girl > Try and do an endo > Slip off saddle and balls go SLAM into the frame of bike > Hurts like -blam!- >Slutty girl shows me her boobs (with bra still on) > All was well
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6 RespuestasI was playing hockey one Thursday night in November. The cold air filled my lungs as I began to stretch for the first play-off game of the year. My team had finished first in the regular season, and was the only team in our city to have the highest chance at making the OMHA championship. We return from out team's warm-up. I begin to get my equipment on, when I realize, "I forgot my jock." I rush around, asking everyone and their grandma's for a jock. No one had one. Looks like I'm going to play without one. First shift, drop of the puck, centre ice (because first line master race). Face off begins, heads into the opponent's end. We battle and try to make an offensive opportunity, but to no avail. They break out towards centre ice, and carry the puck into our zone. And this point, I've been on for about 30 seconds. In my mind, I'm thinking, "I need to get off when we break out." We battle in our own end, and manage to start getting the puck out. I get in a semi-scrap with this 5'6" piece of work, Jenkins. I'm skating to get off the ice, because we've broken out and are skating down to take an offensive, and Jenkins knicks me with his stick, right between the legs. Now, I've been hit in the balls before. But NEVER has it hurt this much. He didn't even get the cock, he just stabbed the left testicle with his $15 Bauer One10 torture device. I got off and immediately threw up my grandma's spaghetti with meatballs, all over the back of the bench. Moral of the story, wear a jock, kids.
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Many a time, but my balls are tougher than anything else on Earth.
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Editado por Moose Kitchen: 5/12/2014 10:38:05 PMI played 5 years of water polo (2 in college). If I had to pick one, it'd be the time that I was "lawn mower started." I was incapacitated for a bit, but I did return to the game. When I did, I had to be forcibly removed after holding him under water for a few minutes. I let him up when his goalie figured out what was going on and swam over. I took 2 strokes and broke the goalie's nose. Then went back to holding him under. I came up when I wanted to breathe. When I did, there were players from both teams trying to pull me off. I let go, and was removed from the facility. Neither of the other team's players returned. It was just after the half.
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I have but i dont remember when.
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Basketball. Whiplash from a tree branch.
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>GF on top >hear her parents walking up the stairs >jumps off my dick in panic >knees me in the balls >I cried
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Uh... Well I've had a baseball in the nads.
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