we wer watching a vido abut sperm n teh teacher said tat u dun ned 2 masterbait 2 relese dead sperm i whisper 2 my seatm8 "ther gos muh excuse" she fukin tells teh hole clas

Not a question, but this senior in our sex-ed class started crying when the sperm died. He was completely serious too.

I wish I was making this up. "When a boat goes off the side of the world does it flip over onto the other side?" Ive also argued with people that thought (and probably still think): Humans live on the sun The earth is the center of the universe The earth is the center of the galaxy The earth is the center of the solar system The sun isnt a star The moon is the flip side of the sun Dogs are males and cats are females of the species (he even owned a female dog at the time) Canada is in Europe Europe is in China Asia is in China 2+2=5 (7th grade... Why do I even try in school?) 9/11 was just a movie We've already had WW6 TV and movies are always live. Even cartoons. The US has 52 states if you include Hawaii and Alaska. (This also continued with Canada and Paris becoming states somehow.) A circle can only be cut in half 8 different ways. And to top it all off although theres still plenty more Id forgotten: Humans aren't creatures because we can communicate.

Who invented the elephant... We were talking about using elephants in warfare.

In sixth grade, a girl asked, "Do komodo dragons breath fire?"

"What's the conversion from meters to kilograms?" *I vomit* "How come we don't drown when we drink water?" *Faith in humanity now at -24/100* "Why doesn't a ball slam against the rear window when you throw it up in a car?" *I actually used to think about that when I was 5.* "If you fail to open your parachute why can't you just jump off your bag a few feet off the ground and survive?" *What is this troll Physics?* "Why aren't catapults used anymore?" *Nope, nope, nope, nope!* "People who have a sex change are called Atheists right?" *I wasn't even mad, I was to busy laughing.* EDIT: "I heard about this new 'god' particle so does that mean God exists?" *That's the only one that legitimately made me angry.*

not a question but it made me facepalm in civics class we we're talking about gun laws and a girl said this: "We should make guns illegal so criminals can't have them" [spoiler]best solution ever.[/spoiler]

7th grade science class... The whole year was full of cringeworthy questions and moronic answers. I'll go ahead and list a few of those, though most of them aren't questions. Keep in mind, all of these things were said by 12 and 13 year olds. [spoiler] One time, we were going over the different phylums of kingdom animalia. We came to the echinoderms, and the teacher asked if anyone could give an example of an echinoderm. I had already answered a bunch of questions using a poster on the wall that seemed to be invisible to everyone else. Nobody else answered, so the teacher said that we had dissected one as a class. A girl raised her hand. Now, in that class we had done three dissections: a frog, a starfish, and a mushroom. This girl did not guess starfish, the correct answer. She did not guess frog either, which is obviously a chordate, but at least it is an animal. She guessed mushroom. Many a facepalm were had. [/spoiler] [spoiler]I once sat next to a guy in that same class that honestly believed two things about the word [i]slut[/i]: first, that he had invented it. Second, that he was one. I had to get a dictionary to prove him wrong.[/spoiler] [spoiler]We were beginning our matter unit, so we were asked to define matter as well as fill out a checklist of what we though was and wasn't made out of matter. At least a fourth of the class believed that air was not made of matter. I think a couple of people didn't think that water was made of matter either.[/spoiler] [spoiler]Backtracking to the end of the zoology unit, we filled out a similar checklist on what was and wasn't an animal. Most of the class did ok on this one, but one girl was confused when everyone said that earthworms were animals. She said that she thought they were insects. [/spoiler] [spoiler]We were learning about how females conceive children. Just to clarify, this wasn't the sex talk. We had already all gone through that stuff the year before. This was part of a lesson about general reproduction. The teacher had just gotten through talking about how the female body prepares for fertilization. I was just about ready to silently congratulate my classmates, as nothing stupid had been said, and immature giggles had been minimal. Then, this girl asks how it works for lesbians. [/spoiler] All of these were in one school year, in one class. I weep for the future of humanity.

[quote]Health teacher gets done explaining about condoms and how to use them properly. Teacher: Then the male pulls his penis out and takes it off. Girl: Wait... guys can take it off?!?! She was not referring to the condom.[/quote] I'm dead serious, that happened. I felt so bad for her.

If its made mostly of sugar, why does it taste salty?

Sorta a question but This one time this stupid kid asked me and my friend what masturbation means so we told him it means listening So the in the next class he was telling the teacher the answer and then he said 'miss, are you masturbating to me?' And the whole class started pissing themselves laughing