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2/4/2014 12:45:29 AM
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My neighbor might kill me
My neighbor has schizophrenia and I'm honestly worried she's going to bust into the house and try to kill me. I have a shotgun and 5 rounds of ammo but that's not enough...
Ways of booby trapping her so she can't get in?
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1 RespuestaEditado por Rahm: 2/4/2014 10:06:24 PMIf you can't kill something with five shotgun shells, it's probably a dragon. You sound super paranoid though. I highly doubt your neighbor will attack you, so you probably shouldn't plan on shooting her.
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I think 5 shotgun rounds should be enough.
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1 RespuestaEditado por A Metroid: 2/6/2014 3:58:49 AMIt should read "my paranoia might kill me."
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5 RespuestasIrritated Answer: There's no need to be prejudiced like that. She has most likely been treated by hospital and found safe for the public. I worry about a meat bag like you owning a gun with those train of thoughts.
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4 Respuestas>implying all schizophrenics are violent >implying she isn't medicated >implying she dosn't have a psychiatrist and psychologist to prevent those kinds of things
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12 RespuestasI care very little.
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[quote]booby trapping[/quote] [quote]boob[/quote] ;)
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OP: what are you doing? Me: I'm making booty traps!!
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4 RespuestasKill her first...[spoiler]use icicle weapon can't be traced and no fingerprints[/spoiler]
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4 RespuestasEditado por Duardo: 2/4/2014 3:13:45 AMThought that said "booty trap." Damnit, camnator.
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Acid bucket at the front door. Open it and poor acid on yourself.
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2 Respuestas[quote]I have a shotgun and 5 rounds of ammo but that's not enough...[/quote] She has bullet-proof skin?
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1 Respuesta[quote]Ways of booby trapping her so she can't get in?[/quote] Trap her boobies
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I feel like she won't bother you.
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3 RespuestasShe needs proper medication. Schizophrenia isn't a problem if you take your meds.
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1 Respuesta[quote]I have a shotgun and 5 rounds of ammo but that's not enough...[/quote] ...How will she survive five shotgun shells?
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Break your door in from the outside, then invite the neighbor over. As soon as they come in the broken door, shoot them, then immediately call the police and claim that they were the one that broke in and tried to attack you. Problem solved.
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Editado por Vicex: 2/4/2014 10:06:47 PM[quote]Putin[/quote] Is this a pun about Ukraine?
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Does she have a history of being violent? And if you don't know that how did you come to the concussion that she will become so inclined to harm you?
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Tell her to drop down and give you head like it's 94 and don't let her come up for air until the beat drops. I'm the doctors advocate.
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8 RespuestasHave the authorities perform a mental health test. Owait that violates muh freedoms. Better stock up on more shells for my 12-gauge.
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2 Respuestas[quote]booby trapping[/quote]
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1 RespuestaEditado por Jono: 2/4/2014 5:30:09 AMIs she hawt?
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Call the police, and you should be fine fending of a delusional girl with a stick or unarmed.
