I was talking to a friend of mine who's in Texas right now. We were planning on smoking weed and hanging out in a closet when he comes back home. I was arguing the advantages of being stoned in a closet - how it's like a throwback to when we were kids and closets were this entire world of adventure. Anyway, I told him we'd have to be careful because there's an old, terrifying baby doll in there from the 70's. We talked a bit and he brought up something I hadn't considered. "What if all this is the doll's plan. Like, what if she's using telepathy to draw us into the closet?" I blew it off and asked if he really thought it was happening and he replied, "Well, in the grand scheme of things, I can't say that it isn't. I mean, think of all the dolls that have ever existed. Chances are that at least one could come alive and murder people" He's right, guys. I'm -blam!-ing scared as shit. Should I go down and see if it's still in the closet? Or am I just falling for the bait? I'm afraid it's going to get me in my sleep.