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1/21/2014 4:49:02 PM
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New power!
The ability to control blood. Every living creature has some form of blood and I can completely immobilize any living threat. More importantly though, I can cause others to get erections on command, which offers a whole world of trolling opportunities.
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And there are more brutal uses for it. Like tearing the blood straight out of somebody.
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[quote]And there are more brutal uses for it. Like tearing the blood straight out of somebody.[/quote]or boners!
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Or tearing the blood straight out of their boners.
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[quote]Or tearing the blood straight out of their boners.[/quote]I like how you think!
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Oh god D: Or am I misreading your meaning...
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[i]boners[/i]
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Thank god. I think... I thought you meant to use blood control to rip people's dingalings off D:
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I suggested that. :D
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:D Psycho Buddies!
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Are you the reason everyone gets boners in standardized tests?
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Everyone? I've never gotten one... have you?
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Literally [i]everyone[/i] has gotten a boner during a standardized test at least once. Even girls. This means you are not of this planet. Or you're a fgt. #kekkkd
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Reported for hurting my feels.
