-Nutella tastes like someone took a big sugary dump in my mouth. -Crunchy Peanut Butter is for people with a complete an utter lack of humanity. Do you eat rocks in your spare time? -If you buy anything other than Raspberry or Blackberry jelly, then you're a pathetic loser. I hate you, you ruin all of my PB&Js. Buy Grape jam and I will literally castrate you. Grape is the worst. -If you use whole wheat to make a PB&J then you are a disgusting ancientfag. White bread Master Race. You probably don't even wipe, you barbarian. -If you haven't made a toasted PB&J then you are a sheltered and pathetic loser. -If you make your PB&Js with any less than three pieces of bread, you literally make me sick. You are a scaredy cat fag who can't handle more than one level of awesome Jelly and Peanut Butter awesomeness.