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I would interrogate you. Question #1- The numbers, what do they mean? Question #2- What's the color of my underwear Question #3- What is the key to a perfect life? Question #4- HOW MUCH SWEG DU U HAEV?

Make you some waffles.

Depends. Are you a boy or a girl?

I'd give you a nice shoulder massage while the room we are in is dimly lit by scented candles and Hero by Enrique Iglesias is playing in the background.

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Force you to change your username to a handle that isn't shit.

Neck snap HUE HUE HUE

Sacrifice you in the name of Lord Obama.

I would feed you unicorn sperm while you're on LSD while I'm shoving multiple crabs up your anus. I would then proceed to force you to have sex with a squid while you are being stabbed in the nipple by a group of angry squirrels. After that I would shove many baby panda guts into your ears and I would twerk over your left hand while you eat tissues while fisting my turtle with your right toenail. And after all of that you would profusely rub my nipples while I light cigarettes and listen to Bob Marley. That is what I would do

Shrek you up the rectum

Go Casino Royale in your nads as torture.

Have the 10-hour version of miley cryus twerking in front of you. and have your eyes pried open.

I would be like the bad guy from [i]Skyfall[/i] and slowly and awkwardly fingerblast your pecs.

I would force you to watch MLP and Sex and the City

Taken from a private message received May 12 of 2011 (Warning, explicit): [spoiler]What I'd do to you: I would tie you to a chair. Rip your clothes off, and roll up your shirt and stuff it into your mouth to silence the screams and moans that will forecome you. I pour honey across your chest, face and legs. Mmmm. I will slide my fingers across your body, making you feels way that you never felt before. Your menacing penis will spring up for me. He looks at me and says "give me a hand!", ofcourse I couldn't just say no. I will rub, and touch your testicles, shaky and bouncing them around. You will no longer hold it and your seed will spray across my face After I have pleasured you enough for me. I will grab a butcher knife and chop your beautiful testicles off, the left one first. Blood will pour everywhere you scream in agony. I will grab your chopped of testicle and stuff it into your mouth. Blood will cover the floor, I will lick your blood of the ground, and spit it all over you manly chest. I will then take you right testicle and place it into my mouth, I will suck on the sweet texture. Spiting it back up and stepping on it. Blood and Semen cover your body and floor. I will cut your left ear off and also put it into your mouth. Your muffled screams of pain will arouse me even more. Oh but I am not done yet. I will tilt the chair back and lay it on the ground, grabbing my knife, I will make multiple insertions into your chest. Cracking the ribs open. Revealing your entrails. I will stuff my face inside you body licking and tasting your organs. I will then lick your face spreading the organs all over you. My knife will demand more, MORE. I will grab your face, take a spoon and pop your right eye out. The nerves still attach to your brain. You will see the world like never before. I will place your popped eye around my lips and moan like never before, Mmmm. I will take my hand and grab your stomach and pull it out and show it towards your popped eye. One by one each organ will be pulled out. If you are still alive by now, I will place your entrails on top your face.I will continue sliding my fingers across your bloody legs and hair. And whisper into you right ear and say "It will be okay". I will chop your penis off and lick it like a lollipop. To finally put you out of misery I will title the chair back upwards, with your entrails on your lap, I will grab my shotgun and place the barrel in to your eye socket and say "Goodbye my friend". I will pull the trigger. Your blood, skull and brain matter will splat onto the wall behind the chair. Your life is over.[/spoiler]

I'm still trying to figure out how witchcraft isn't forceful. [spoiler]What had happened was we asked you to sit in the god damned chair. Politely.[/spoiler]