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Reported again for making me click on this thread. Reported for doing drugs. Reported for having a default avatar(-blam!-ing change that shit. Cam pls). Reported for spam.

That's tough- I've had a lot of fun times while I was high. There was one time not too long ago when me and some friends got high and decided to drive over to my house. My friend asked me if I wanted to drive his huge truck, and I immediately said yes, predicting(correctly) that it would be a grand adventure. Well, we started to drive down the road and I kind of...forgot how to drive, which was weird because I'd driven high plenty of other times. To add to that, they were painting the crosswalks, and I couldn't for the life of me figure out what the barricades were on the road. I had no idea what was going on. I kept yelling, "DOES THE 1 MEAN 10?" (I thought the RPM gauge was the speedometer) and "WHAT ARE THESE ROADBLOCKS!? WHAT DO I DO!?". All of my friends kept quiet, except for one of them who just kept yelling, "YES IT IS!", which confused me even more. Well, I eventually stopped in the middle of the road, and switched places with him so he could drive. I was relieved. After that, we made our way across some construction. Right before we drove onto the tar-less gravel my friend yelled, "WE'RE GOING IN HOT!" The truck shook like crazy, and we simultaneously all started pretending we were on a crashing starship. One of my friends was the Captain and I was the Engineer, which was hilarious because it wasn't planned at all. He kept screaming that I needed to get the Impulse Engines online, and I kept screaming back that I was doing everything I could, while throwing in made-up techno-babble that I couldn't even begin to think of now. When we finally got to my house, we hung out and had a good time, and we talked a lot about the late-night journey we had just gone on. None of us realized until morning that our grand adventure had really only been a 20 minute drive across town. Good times.

I could fill the universe with the amount of shits I don't give.

I love who people think that marijuana is legal in their state. Federal laws > State/local laws, according to the Supremacy Clause. Marijuana is a Schedule 1 drug.

Die.

You are the reason I will never touch weed. [spoiler]/thread[/spoiler]

I won't go into detail, but my favorite experience actually spawned the ideas of my science fiction saga that I will write.

One time I was driving stoned and I hit a kid and my car exploded and it caught my dick on fire. Shit was so cash.

Wow, you're so badass and cool. How can we ever be like you?

yo

No booty :/

Weed is illegal. California law may say otherwise but federal law still has it as illegal. And California can be punished by the president, if he ever decides to notice. [i]75 comments under this post. I'm so awesome.[/i]

I'm gonna stick with my coffee

I don't do drugs.

Noob. Was high on E last night, goml.

Drugs are bad, mmkay?