Here's mine: >be edgy 14 year old >little brother and his fgt friend come home, decide to watch slenderman videos >mom makes me take dog outside >proceed to walk outside, walk past wall where my brothers room is >get idea >get close to his window start slamming hand on it to scare him and his annoying ass friend >window breaks >ohshit >hand goes through, cut thumb open >pull hand out, it's bleeding worse than anything ever before >run back into house leaving a trail of blood behind me >get rushed to hospital >big ass scar on my thumb now, can barely feel it. >never again