(Your ass spontaneously exploded diarrhea)
What do!?
Current scenario: You're near/in your house.
BONUS scenario: You're in a high class restaurant.
BONUS scenario #2: You're in a large crowd.
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First id have to refresh my thoughts to make sure this actually happened then what id do if I was in a Restruant is I'd- Look around til I saw a bathroom then is waddle or fast walk to it and clean up as much with toilet paper and then just throw away underwear into bottom of trash put pants back on and go home prob reserve for next hour