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9/23/2013 12:50:14 AM
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I am the first man to walk on Earth. I rose out of the primordial mess that was the Earth at it's infancy. I gazed on as the Saurians were destroyed by the fall of a star. I saw my species grow and mature from the Primates. I watched as you planted your crops, built your walls, and waged your wars in the name of your gods. I saw peoples and ways of life obliterated by the greed of kings and generals long since dead. I witnessed the creations of many wonders and advancements in many fields. I've lived a long time, traveled a great deal and I'm here to say: Lol, newfags.
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Says here you died in your 930th year.
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Lies spread by my enemies.
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Name one.
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One of my enemies? Dan from across the street.
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Dan shall eternally perish!
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I have a plan in motion.
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Notice Im the only one with a story behind me. In fact Im writing it.
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Didn't you read my long-winded exposition, boy? That was a story in of itself.
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I have a novel behind me.
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Editado por Ushan: 9/29/2013 11:43:55 PMOh shush, now.
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I am god.
