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8/25/2013 1:20:36 AM
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maximum number of toddlers you can fight?
Say you were swarmed by thousands and thousands of toddlers. You are wearing blue jeans, boots and a leather jacket. They all have sharp steak knives, and have been fed candy and Redbull. They were also allowed to watch Power Rangers right before the gates opened. It will be one endless wave. How long until you fall? How many do you take with you?
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This is my favorite thread ever. And probably like 3
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1 RespuestaLay in the ground, roll aground and trip/ smother them.
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Well, if I can unarm one maybe 2.
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So I have nothing but they have knives? Maybe 2 or 3 befor I get stabed to death
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Any amount.
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That depends, how long into the fight before a nut shot?
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I think I could take like 4 or 5.
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Can I disarm them, because if I can get a knife, I think I'll be alright.
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I could take all of them wit my owisum
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12 RespuestasGrab one by the leg, use as a flail/mace to smash through the horde. When the weapon is too pulped to use anymore, grab another little monster, scoop up some of the kitchen knives and make a horrific morningstar. This combined with insane laughter and the continual slaughter of their comrades will break the morale of the infants. Then the fun begins o.o When an army is routing, it is time to press home the charge and finish the ankle biters off. I think I might need professional help <.<
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i can kill them all, once i get the first kill
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Kill the first, take knife. They don't stand a chance.
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I'd be able to take down a fair few until the swarm suffocates me.
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420,69 That is a a lot of stomping and kicking.
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I think about 9000
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As long as they don't know how to use the knives, I'll be fine. Besides, I doubt they have the motor skills or strength to effectively attack me with their "weapons". Jeans also make somewhat effective protection from weak toddler bites. The only way I see them as a danger is if I get tired, get dragged to the ground, and stabbed/suffocated by the sheer numbers. Actually, a better strategy would be to run, seeing how slow their 0.5-foot legs would carry them. If I managed to get a knife or two without getting cut by them flailing around, I'd be able to slaughter quite a damn few. One might even say... [i]over 9000![/i]
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Oh gosh. Zero.
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No surrender. No retreat. [i]That[/i], is Raptor law.
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All of them Bring em on, I'll kick the shit outta some toddlers
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1 RespuestaI believe it would be over nine thousand.
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At least several thousand
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1 Respuesta[i]They wouldn't know what hit them.[/i]
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Fuc'k that, I'd go on full on rage kicking the little shit to heaven then I'd take there weapons on frenzy spin there asses off.
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3 RespuestasDo they know how to use the knives as effective weapons? If not, then probably quite a few cuz u just kick them all. They would only be able to kindof slice you in the legs. Just keep moving and u should last a while.
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Maybe 7 or 8 if they're all rushing me with knives. Having my legs stabbed wouldnt be too great.
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