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5/29/2013 3:34:23 AM
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Your weirdest thing seen/felt/said when stoned?
I threatened to throw a dinosaur at my friend once, and I was like "Why the fuq did I say do that?"
You?
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I live in the projects in New York, and when I was about 15, maybe 16 I was about to cross the roof to get to the other side of the building. As I walked up the staircase I hit the last floor (19th). I saw a passed out possibly dead homeless man getting a hand job from his girlfriend.
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136 RespuestasI don't ingest cannabis because I'm not a fucking idiot.
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Only stinging pain, but I think that's natural. Wait... what are you guys talking about?
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I don't smoke, I only boom. I've seen a lot of shit through that.
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I'm usually pretty chill, but the best thing that's happened to be high is when I was laying in bed, and I think I must of went into sleep paralysis or something because I had a hallucination of a third person view of an eagle flying through the sky. It was amazing I could see every little detail. I was also listening to Pink Floyd - Comfortably Numb which made the experience a lot better.
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Nothing... I'm usually chill when high.
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1 RespuestaI don't ingest cannabis because I'm not a fucking idiot.
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I once said "it's always the fault of the Christians " but I don't remember the topic I replied it to LOL
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ChickenAbductor isn't even the OP anymore. Verbatim is.
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I waited for a stop sign to turn green once...
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I look at my phone says I have five new texts from the last five minutes. I spent like twenty minutes trying to figure out why I couldn't find them anywhere. Later when I'm sober it turns out they never happened to begin with.
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Driving home with my mum when I was younger: Me: Look at the size of that cat! My Mum: James, that's an Alsatian. Are you high? To be fair I was 16 and had taken my contacts out due to dry eyes but I'd probably have kept my trap shut if I wasn't high. The dog was also pretty far away too...
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"Anyone seen my weed?" "Yeah, you put it in the air"
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I told my flatmate that I would kill him if they didn't make Sonic Adventure 3.
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Hello everyone. My name is Jason and I'm an aspiring walrus. Since I was 6 years old, I have had this feeling that I was meant to be a walrus instead of a human. Currently, I am 15 years old and I've cut off both of my arms and have begun to slide around like my fellow colleagues. Transforming into a walrus is no easy task, but I'm confident that this is what I am supposed to be. Next month, I plan on permanently moving to Antarctica to join my fellow walrus, my true family. Please, if you would like to donate money so that I may travel, send me a PM and we can work something out. Any help would be appreciated. Unfortunately, I'm not skilled to the point that I can swim across the Pacific Ocean to reach my homeland. Thank you for your time. Cheers!
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I reenacted a scene from 'My Name is Earl, in which Earl, and Crabman were talking to eachother, and another time: Are you stoned? (friends dad) (me) - Can I have some Ice-Cream?
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I don't act retarded i just chill.
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3 RespuestasI've never been stoned, but if it is at all similar to being hammered, I say no. Tequila is absolutely disgusting, like drinking sand from a dead corpse after it's been rotting in the hit sun. I'll feel like getting stoned off if any drug, nor will I have [i]that[/i] many shots of Jose Cuervo. Hell, maybe not at all.
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I don't do stupid stuff, I just relax. It's not like you lose your perception on reality or anything, marijuana isn't hallucinogenic.
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I [i]am[/i] stoned
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We used to system link Halo CE and get high. Eight stoned people tend to say a lot of hilarious shit while gaming.
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"I feel.. that I could put my hand through you" It was my first time trying it. When I walked.. everything felt sideways too.. lol
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well....I tried weed once....and I started laughing hysterically while I was playing dead space, all the lights looked like a fairytail land. I kept calling my cat "Morgan" even though that wasnt his name, and my eyes felt like they were about to ejaculate.
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My cell phone set to vibrate makes a very convincing earth quake
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I felt a bunch of rocks hitting me and then the blood loss started
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I told my friend she was required by law to tell me if she was a cop if I asked her, it's like that one scene from Land of The Lost.
