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4/18/2013 6:10:36 PM
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Why don't Americans know the English language?
>my face when Americans call chips "fries"
>my face when Americans call crisps "chips"
>my face when Americans call biscuits "cookies"
>my face when Americans call chocolate globbernaughts "candy bars"
>my face when Americans call motorized rollinghams "cars"
>my face when Americans call merry fizzlebombs "fireworks"
>my face when Americans call wunderbahboxes "PCs"
>my face when Americans call meat water "gravy"
>my face when Americans call electro-rope "power cables"
>my face when Americans call beef wellington ensemble with lettuce "hamburger"
>my face when Americans call whimsy flimsy mark and scribblers "markers"
>my face when Americans call twisting plankhandles "door knobs"
>my face when Americans call breadystack "sandwhiches"
>my face when Americans call their hoighty toighty tippy typers "keyboards
>my face when Americans call nutty-gum and fruit spleggings "peanut butter and jelly"
>my face when Americans call upsy stairsy "escalator"
>my face when Americans call forcy fun time "-blam!-"
>my face when Americans call knittedy wittedy sheepity sleepity a "sweater"
>my face when Americans call rickety pop a "gear shift"
>my face when Americans call peepee friction pleasure "sex"
>my face when Americans call a pip pip gollywock a "screwdriver"
>my face when Americans call a rooty tooty point and shooty a "gun"
>my face when Americans call a ceiling bright a "lightbulb
>my face when Americans call a blimpy bounce bounce a "ball"
>my face when Americans call a slippery dippery long mover a "snake"
>my face when Americans call cobble stone clippity-clops "roads"
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>Laughed so hard when I went to America and saw a device used for cleaning teeth called a "toothbrush". Why would anybody in the name of Queen Elizabeth need one of those?
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10 Respuestas>Attend College in the UK >Take English history class >Professor starts talking about the American Revolution >He says they won the war because their per capita kill count was higher >I start objecting to this >Professor takes a closer look at me >He notices I have a Ham Sandwich next to me >He immediately has me arrested under Shariah Law for have in possession unclean meat >They search my dorm room >They find my toothbrush >Having never seen such a device before, they immediately take it as a magic wand >They insist on putting me on a train to Hogwarts >Train just runs into the ocean >All the British kids drown >I use superior US swimming skills to swim all the way back to the States.
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Well, then. That escalated quickly.
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Shit 4chan pasta
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Idk man
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Lost my shit at, "peepee friction pleasure".
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2 RespuestasCopy pasta is disappointing.
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1 RespuestaEditado por SexyPiranha: 10/4/2013 1:22:54 AMOh my god I am using these. Thank you Op. May I ask where this came from.
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>mfw people take this thread srsly
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Oh god I love this thread.
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Had me quite a giggle I did.
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Because we speak 'murican, you bloody wanker.
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Hmm. . . Where have I heard all of these phrases before. . .
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3 Respuestas
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Never said this to anyone before, but I kinda wanna have your babies.
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I completely understand, my good sir! And a fine day to you too!
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Драсти глупуь пишка
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lolforcyfuntime
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You just won at the internet, forever.
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Editado por BattleAXE: 4/24/2013 9:25:33 PM>Goes to America >Orders chips >Gets crisps instead >Say wtf is this >Fat Murrican starts fight >Punch him in the belly til he cries >Rednecks with AR15s chase me >Gets wounded in leg >Goes to hospital >Can't afford treatment >Crawl outside >Starts protesting healthcare system >labelled a communist for believing in equality >shot by rednecks >rednecks fed up of communists >start revolution >solo the US military with bolt action rifles >redneck state >anarchism >equal rights activists killed >minorities discriminated against >oxygen privatised >everyone dies >freedom
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1 RespuestaBabby's first /b/
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1 Respuesta-blam!-ing ancient copypasta. You retards probably think OP is soo clever for copying some screenshot he saw on le reddit
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It's because we speak a different English than you do. We speak American English. Some of the differences are the spellings of "colour" to"color" and "armour" to "armor." The second spellings belonging to us. What you guys call "crisps" arn't crisps here; they're "chips."
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lmao this thread and skuldier's reply are hilarious
