"How does one become intelligent?"
I ask because if we become smart enough, we may find a way to cheat death and I can quit my sharty job.
Edit; I'm the angel of death btw. That's my job. I receive the prayers of faithful people when they reach heaven, and also command legions of heavenly angels sometimes. That part of the job is not too bad, but there's just a lot of death. So if we get smart enough, you guys can stop dying and I can take a permanent vacation.
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Ask questions, find answers: collect knowledge, compile intelligence.
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U gotz too goes ta scol su yew can learns.
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15 RespuestasStep One: Eat a burrito Step Two: Acquire liquid nitrogen Step Three: fart into a seal-able container Step Four: Flip container upside down, and place into liquid nitrogen Step Five: Use a sifting tool to grab fart pebbles Step Six: Eat your fart Step Seven: Acquire intelligence from your own farts Step Eight: $$$
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1 RespuestaEditado por ChickenWireLord: 3/21/2013 11:21:50 PM
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1 RespuestaAnswer. I win!
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1 RespuestaEditado por A 3 Legged Goat: 3/21/2013 7:47:01 PM
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1 Respuestai think when you eat spaghetti it hurts.
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1 RespuestaTell me how do you know your dumb?
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Question everything, believe nothing that can be unproven.
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4 RespuestasBy realizing you know nothing, and listening to those that know something. Much of what we know was once considered impossible, if not heretical by the mainstream. A few brave souls declared that they didn't have anything figured out, and they began to think about it. Eventually we learned that the heavens do not move around the Earth, that life wasn't created, but it grew, and that chance has more to do with our lives than we thought. If you want to live forever and get out of that job, admit that you have nothing figured out. Then have the courage to write down what you need to know, to get where you want to be. Then make it happen.
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3 RespuestasEditado por Faux Noise: 3/21/2013 7:28:22 PM[b][u]K[/u][/b].
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1 RespuestaTrial and error.
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1 Respuestaby increasing their knowledge and wisdom.
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1 RespuestaOne does not simply become intelligent.