Are you confused a lot? Because this would explain a few things.

Is that where ya store the $8.32? what a weird strat for storing money, safe from the eyes of golddigg-...um I mean women...

The underwear strat with Baskin Robins girl: Hey, I know I don’t really know you, but I thought it’d be a good idea if I gave you my number so we can talk later on. I would really like to get to know you and I hope you feel the same. Really?…I mean I’m not 100% sure…but hey why not? *right as she’s about to finish her sentence I remember what Jeff said* Actually hold up, I need to check something. *proceeds to turn around and check pants* Oh…oh he wasn’t happy with that… *turns back to the Baskin Robins girl* look, I’m sorry, I don’t know what I was thinking, but you probably shouldn’t talk to me. What the hell!? Why the -blam!- do you go from all flirtatious to [i]oh I shouldn’t give you my number[/i]??? At this point I’m already walking out of the store, hating my choices, and hating the fact I continued with this bit.