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2/19/2021 6:55:47 AM
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Dear Offtopic
It me, resident flat-brain
First off, I would like to say I’m not mad, just disappointed
2econd, how could you do this to me. You’ve let me down. I believed in you, I hoped you could be better, but you’re still choosing to stir your chocolate milk with a spoon, instead of mixing via blowing bubbles through a straw. You’ve dirtied a spoon for no reason. I know you can do better, you just have to believe it.
Godspeed, Bröthers
English
#Offtopic
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3 RespuestasYou're a foot too
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Imagine not using spoons to stir choccy milk. Also imagine eating string cheese the correct way.
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I just get chocolate milk jugs
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I drink the milk and chocolate separately then jump. [spoiler][b]YOU WILL NEVER REACH TRUTH [/b][/spoiler]
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Geez, how old do you think I am? 7? That’s probably fair, but I use a spork not a spoon! Also I don’t want to nuke my kitchen counter more than it already is if I’m in there, so I’ll stick to whatever I deem necessary.
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3 RespuestasEditado por Cobravert: 2/19/2021 6:33:30 PMYou used a straw..... BANISHMENT FROM CALIFORNIA
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2 RespuestasI’m a chad and I shake the cup.
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1 RespuestaBet you use plastic; earth murderer
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This is not open letter format :|
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But then i can lick the spoon clean. You can’t lick the inside of a straw, so you’re just wasting precious milk
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Only amateurs use a spoon or straw. Professionals like me, users a cocktail shaker. (≧∇≦*)
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[i]Chocolate milk?!? 🤢 I eat coffee beans, and then wash them down with Coca Cola. [/i]
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Instead of wasting a poor straw, you could cover the top with your mouth and shake that thing like a shark thrashing its prey.
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2 RespuestasI use a fork or a butter knife.
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Rude of you to assume I can afford straws. I also stir with a butter knife.
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Editado por Shammy: 2/19/2021 7:15:18 AMHow’s that campaign against inanimate objects?
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2 RespuestasMaybe the spoon deserved to be dirtied
