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11/20/2020 8:34:00 PM
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[quote][b][i]The book simple won’t go through the portal[/i][/b][/quote]
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[i]I manipulate it with the Force, and take a look at the first page.[/i]
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[quote][b][i]It is, in fact, a regular book[/i][/b][/quote]
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[i]I look for the subject.[/i]
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[quote][b][i]This particular book is a guide to reading books[/i][/b][/quote]
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[i]I look around the shop, returning the book.[/i]
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[quote][b][i]Upon looking around you notice two things. Firstly, this isn’t a shop, it looks to be some sort of storage room. And secondly, the door you entered is gone.[/i][/b][/quote]
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"Son of a-...", [i]I start looking through the books.[/i]
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[quote][b][i]They are all different books and it seems that no matter what you can’t find the same book twice even if you look just where it was[/i][/b][/quote]
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[i]I pick up a book, and look at the subject.[/i]
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[quote][b][i]”Book Club for Dummies”[/i][/b][/quote]
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[i]I open it up and read the first page.[/i]
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[quote][b][i]Upon opening the book, an arm comes flying out of the book, upper cutting you[/i][/b][/quote]
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[i]It clips my jaw.[/i] "Oww! Damnit Toaster! First the mask and pianos falling on my head now this!", [i]I punch the book back.[/i]
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[quote][b][i]As you punch the book it feels as though it’s made of rubber and slingshots your own fist into your face[/i][/b][/quote]
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[i]I brain myself in the forehead.[/i] "AHG! THAT JACKASS!", [i]I open the book again.[/i]
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[quote][b][i]Again an arm comes out to upper cut you[/i][/b][/quote]
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[i]I duck and toss the book away.[/i]
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[quote][b][i]The book lands in the pile[/i][/b][/quote]
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[i]I pick up another book and look at the title.[/i]
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[quote][b][i]This particular book is titled “Mug Theory and the Multiverse”[/i][/b][/quote]
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[i]I open it, interested.[/i] "Mugs Mugs Mugs..."
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[quote][b][i]You find every page to be blank[/i][/b][/quote]
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[i]I pick up the Book Club for Dummies book, and open it in the direction of a wall.[/i]
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[quote][b][i]Unfortunately, you can’t manage to find the book[/i][/b][/quote]
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[i]I pick up another book.[/i]
