*steps up to the pulpit clears throat* So maybe you weren't paying attention when I took over as minister of RP Or you don't care... it doesn't matter, point is I made a promise to the people of Offtopic! With the non-power invested in me I declare the first weekend in Spooky Month OFFTOBERFEST!!!! I invite all of our resident fake business to begin preparations for an influx of tourists and merrymakers! Offtoberfest will begin on October 3 at 12noon (in Bavaria) So that means pretty much just before thursday midnight on the East Coast and sort of around 5pm thursday on the west cost... Why does this matter? IT doesnt! haha. And it's over on Sunday night same time This will be the one weekend where all characters can break the kayfabe so to speak. Your enemies are your friends if for but a weekend! I call upon the local Bars and pretend eating establishments to open their doors wide and survive a thirsty public! PROST! RP Minister Speaker