*Throws pizzas off bridge* Good afternoon and hail HYDRA. Last Saturday's op was a smashing success! Weeks ago SHIELD seized multiple HYDRA Youth camps, and over the course of 24 hours Skull Team 6 took them back by force. Good job, my good flibberts! This Saturday's op will involve a coup against the #Offtopic Presidency. We can't tell my good flibberts the details, it is strictly under wraps. HYDRA's social media team has noticed a lack of hails and a torrent of downvotes against our glorious organiztion's Bungie.net shitposts. This will not stand. By order of our supreme leader, Red Skull, mandatory goosestepping exercises will be held every Wednesday to boost morale. The first of these sessions will be this week, HYDRA hopes to see my good flibberts in two days. Never skip leg day! Herbert from maintenance is retiring next week. Cake will be available in the break room to commemorate his service to The Cause. Site-Alpha's plumbing is backed up and has flooded the entire third floor. This inconvenience will be resolved in a couple of weeks. If HYDRA's budget was larger, the issue would be fixed a lot sooner. That is all for this week. It is time to hail HYDRA! [T]7 [T]/ [i][b] HAIL HYDRA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!![/b][/i]