Because television lied. Kids in tv shows and movies always said rich folk gave out the best candy during Halloween, so I got my friends together and we went to our local rich folk community outside of town, deep within the fields of corn.
Worst Halloween ever.
More than half the lights were off and all the other houses either gave out apples and toothbrushes or those off brand candies no one likes. Smarties, Nerds, and whatever those blocks in unmarked wrappers were. -blam!-ing gross.
One lady even walked outside to yell at us for trespassing and vandalism! For the record this was like 20 years ago, Karen has existed since the dawn of humanity.
They ruined Halloween. No one had fun, we got shit for candy, we got screamed at, and worse of all THEY MADE ME LOOK LIKE A FOOL.
And I will have my revenge.
I'll see them burned alive as children dance around them in a circle chanting Trick or Treat. So that's my villain origin story. I just had a bad Halloween and now I do crimes with a Halloween motif.
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5 RespuestasIn my shitty hometown of 2000 rednecks, we only had 1 fancy neighborhood that we speedran one year between our usual routes. I was given a phucking rice cake and two fun-sized chocolates. Only 3 out of maybe 80 houses were lit, none were decorated. I wish you the best of luck in your ritualistic burning ceremonies. Let me know if you need to borrow any pumpkin candles. We bought too many. Not all crimes need to be justified, but yours sure as hell is. Godspeed