Rich people are just really strict budget people. Even fricking Bill Gates wears jeans lol.

And then the hero every villain story must have will show up, and because it's a hero, he must win.

That’s seems like quite a grudge. How rich do I have to be to be your sacred enemy? [spoiler]Hecking Spitfires[/spoiler]

Speaking as someone whose my good flibberts are stereotypical, rich New England WASPs, I feel like you my good flibbert are jelly. Always brush your teeth my good flibbert. [spoiler]HAIL HYDRA!!!!!!!!![/spoiler]

How do you think they got rich in the first place?

No peasants allowed!

Boohoo Sounds like you’re looking for a free handout. With that attitude you will always be poor.

[quote]You wanna know why I really hate rich folk?[/quote] This sounds like you’re about to judge an entire group of people based on your anecdotal experience... [quote]Because television lied.[/quote] Well duh. That was your first mistake: believing everything you saw on TV. But now you’re judging a group of people instead of the television companies that lied to you. [quote]Kids in tv shows and movies always said rich folk gave out the best candy during Halloween, so I got my friends together and we went to our local rich folk community outside of town, deep within the fields of corn.[/quote] So you got your friends together expecting complete strangers to give you what you believed you were entitled to? [quote]Worst Halloween ever.[/quote] You couldn’t find anything better to do? Like hang out together? Go trick-or-treating in other neighborhoods? [quote]More than half the lights were off and all the other houses either gave out apples and toothbrushes or those off brand candies no one likes. Smarties, Nerds, and whatever those blocks in unmarked wrappers were. -blam!-ing gross.[/quote] Welcome to the real world. [quote]One lady even walked outside to yell at us for trespassing and vandalism! For the record this was like 20 years ago, Karen has existed since the dawn of humanity. [/quote] Two Karen’s mad at each other lol [quote]They ruined Halloween. No one had fun, [/quote] Really? Like seriously, you guys couldn’t have gone anywhere else? You guys couldn’t find anything else to do? [quote]we got shit for candy,[/quote] You guys could have tried other neighborhoods... [quote]we got screamed at,[/quote] We’re you on property that even looked like they were trespassing? We’re you guys tampering with their property? [quote]and worse of all THEY MADE ME LOOK LIKE A FOOL.[/quote] 1) kids act like fools all the time 2) it was you who believed the TV... [quote]And I will have my revenge.[/quote] People get offended over the littlest things these days... [quote]I'll see them burned alive as children dance around them in a circle chanting Trick or Treat.[/quote] Wow... that’s specifically violent and gory... [quote]So that's my villain origin story. I just had a bad Halloween and now I do crimes with a Halloween motif.[/quote] 🤔

Aw, and it sounds like you guys didn’t dress up as Robin Hood and his merry men. ;-; Oh well.

This was an amusing read, I appreciate your story

I refuse to believe I’m too old for Halloween. I hope it isn’t terrible this year.

Halloween is gonna suck this year ☹️

In my shitty hometown of 2000 rednecks, we only had 1 fancy neighborhood that we speedran one year between our usual routes. I was given a phucking rice cake and two fun-sized chocolates. Only 3 out of maybe 80 houses were lit, none were decorated. I wish you the best of luck in your ritualistic burning ceremonies. Let me know if you need to borrow any pumpkin candles. We bought too many. Not all crimes need to be justified, but yours sure as hell is. Godspeed

Growing up, I always swore I’d be “that house” when I was an adult. Y’know, the one that the kids tell all their friends about. So every year I hand out full sized candy bars (none of that “fun sized” shit”). And I do my best to compliment each kid’s costume and maybe give them a little spook before they leave. It was always my favorite holiday so I do what I can to make theirs awesome too.

smarties and nerds are good tho

[quote] THEY MADE ME LOOK LIKE A FOOL.[/quote] I.....no, I can’t..... I have to say it..... HAHAHAHAHAHAHA FOOOOOOOOOOOL

Hey..you take back what you said about the Smarties and the Nerds (especially the nerd ropes!) right effin now!

My first question to you is what you consider to be “the best candy”? The answer to this is critical in how this conversation proceeds.