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4/17/2020 1:01:47 PM
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I love it when.....
Someone puts up a post in the wrong sub-forum & they are also breaking the CoC, so you give them a heads up & they become a total butthurt child.
You go to the store & you let some woman ahead of you because you have a whole cart g they have like 2 items, then they tell you they will not sleep with you, when quite frankly, you would not sleep with them if you were paid to.
You are speeding in the left lane as you pass a string of cars & someone speeds up & rides your ass, then as soon as you get over to let them by, they slow down because they are too chicken shit to speed on their own.
You are coming up on someone stopped on the side of the road, so you move over to not be douche, but then everyone just keeps on in that lane.
You go to the bathroom & right at the moment you drop trou, someone starts ringing your doorbell like a madman.
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2 RespuestasWorse is when the doorbell rings when you're halfway through the, ah, process.
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7 RespuestasEditado por meld: 4/17/2020 7:39:22 PMI love it when the mods 🔒 your post that somehow managed to get to #2 *on trending even though it was just a rickroll. And they didn’t even say why it was locked.
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1 Respuesta[When a woman says she wont sleep with you after a show of simple courtesy] A simple response is required... "Thank you... Ma'am'
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1 RespuestaI've never had that second one happen
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3 RespuestasYour strangling somebody but then the force of it causes them to fart and you start laughing, and you cant maintain the muscle contractions necessary to finish strangling them so you just have to quit, so then the 2 of you go to Chipotle to eat cause your both famished from the struggle but that shit is like 30 dollars!!!!!
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4 Respuestas[quote]Someone puts up a post in the wrong sub-forum & they are also breaking the CoC, so you give them a heads up & they become a total butthurt child.[/quote] Someone has legit muted me for telling them to move their Halo post to offtopic. I just realized I’ve been muted by quite a few people for just existing. Neat burrito.
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11 Respuestas[quote]You go to the store & you let some woman ahead of you because you have a whole cart g they have like 2 items, then they tell you they will not sleep with you, when quite frankly, you would not sleep with them if you were paid to.[/quote] This but holding doors. I'm sorry, I didn't realize lessons on common courtesy instilled in me by my mother qualified as "toxic masculinity".
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3 RespuestasYou love it when those happen? Odd. I must record this moment on my weird notes on human activity. I usually dislike those occurrences so I find it strange how you make a post expressing your love for them. Fascinating. [spoiler]You probably know I jest but I feel the need to put this anyways. [/spoiler]
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12 RespuestasI remember when #Gaming was overrun with Destiny posts and people would politely say to edit the gaming tag to Destiny and people would just cuss them out for no reason. Most people who post in the wrong place are probably new to Internet forums and want to be nice, but some people are just idiots and rude.
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1 RespuestaThat first one happens a whole lot more than it should. All of them do really, but it's easier to see repeat mistakes online than in real life I suppose. I'm always surprised when one of them actually edits their post on their own. Even the ones who listen usually just leave the post up and make a new one.
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1 Respuesta[quote] You go to the bathroom & right at the moment you drop trou, someone starts ringing your doorbell like a madman.[/quote] Tough luck for whomever is at the door. When the cows are at the gate, there ain’t no wranglin’ them back.
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4 RespuestasThe first one used to be a massive problem in #gaming loads of people posting destiny stuff in there and then getting all pissy when someone tried to correct them even when that person was trying to do it nice and respectfully. And unfortunately the mods wouldn’t do shit about it from what I saw. So it would get overrun with those types of posts from time to time (because to be fair #gaming wasn’t nearly as active as offtopic at the time)
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1 RespuestaI was the butthurt child many years ago :(
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4 Respuestas... Is it just me or is everyone more of an asshole while driving?... [spoiler]not included in the DLC[/spoiler]
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2 RespuestasEditado por Mr man 306 n6: 4/17/2020 3:38:45 PMWhy would you be a douche when you clearly messed up and put it in the wrong area, I've Done that and when someone told me I just put in the correct area.
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1 Respuesta[quote] You are coming up on someone stopped on the side of the road, so you move over to not be douche, but then everyone just keeps on in that lane.[/quote]
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1 Respuesta[quote]You are speeding in the left lane as you pass a string of cars & someone speeds up & rides your ass, then as soon as you get over to let them by, they slow down because they are too chicken shit to speed on their own.[/quote] I won’t ride your ass, but I will definitely let you find the ranger first : )
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1 Respuesta[quote]Someone puts up a post in the wrong sub-forum & they are also breaking the CoC, so you give them a heads up & they become a total butthurt child. You go to the store & you let some woman ahead of you because you have a whole cart g they have like 2 items, then they tell you they will not sleep with you, when quite frankly, you would not sleep with them if you were paid to. You are speeding in the left lane as you pass a string of cars & someone speeds up & rides your ass, then as soon as you get over to let them by, they slow down because they are too chicken shit to speed on their own. You are coming up on someone stopped on the side of the road, so you move over to not be douche, but then everyone just keeps on in that lane. You go to the bathroom & right at the moment you drop trou, someone starts ringing your doorbell like a madman.[/quote]
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3 RespuestasDon't argue with an idiot or you look like an idiot
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5 RespuestasDo you have the link to the thread?
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7 Respuestas[quote]You are speeding in the left lane as you pass a string of cars & someone speeds up & rides your ass, then as soon as you get over to let them by, they slow down because they are too chicken shit to speed on their own.[/quote] This one drives me mad. I get so angry when people do it to me.
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6 Respuestas[url=https://i.imgur.com/h4YFimx.gif]Mfw the mods leave a Destiny post or a post obviously breaking the code of conduct up in Offtopic for days, but ban me within the hour for hurting a trolls feelings.[/url]
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1 RespuestaYep. People are dumb
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11 RespuestasIt's why I stopped trying to redirect miss posts as much lately and lobbied the ninjas to have the web team give us a miss posted topic report option. Neither the miss posters nor the web team seem to be very compliant with seemingly extraordinarily easy things to remedy, and would rather either argue or flat out ignore fixing things. Now I just simply down vote and report for disruption, and I no longer see it.
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1 RespuestaSomething told me you were in bad mood... Think about your good friend recliner... Say it slowly... Reeeecclliiner... Reeeecllliner... Cooiookkkie.... Reeeecccllliner... [spoiler]everthing you posted sux fo reals.[/spoiler]
