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Why Shouldn't Animal Crackers Have The Same Rights & Lefts as Humans?
Humans are animals & some are crackers, so therefore they are just like animal crackers. But humans give themselves rights & lefts, with proper hair treatment. Right treatment is even human centric as it's called "being humane", although that word is sometimes used as a justification for eating other animal crackers. Left treatment means they also have a left side and it just is not fair that our animal cracker brethren are left out of the Left Side!
So I ask you all: why should a human be allowed to eat a dog, cat, or crocodile cracker with impunity? Why shouldn't animal crackers be afforded the same Right to life and Left to happiness as humans? Humans treat animal crackers like their circus treats and snacks, and it doesn't make sense to me.
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18 RespuestasHaha, good parody. I'll hand you that. The only thing that bothers me about your post is the tag. I've told off topic before that being referred to as "manbear" is very demeaning to me, as functionally nothing about me is "man". But you have said I need to be more easy going to be accepted here, so I'm not going to get mad. All I ask is, please don't call me "manbear" or "bearman". I would appreciate that.
