[quote]Stretch those quads and prep that tinfoil hat!
Over 300,000 people have signed on to a Facebook event pledging to raid Area 51 in Nevada in a quest to "see them aliens."
The event, titled "Storm Area 51, They Can't Stop All of Us," is inviting users from around the world to join a "Naruto run" -- a Japanese manga-inspired running style featuring arms outstretched backwards and heads forward -- into the area.
"We can move faster than their bullets," the event page, which is clearly written with tongue in cheek, promises those who RSVP for September 20.
What they're after
The mysterious Area 51 has been the focus of conspiracy theories for decades, and many people think it's where the US government stores its secrets about aliens and UFOs.
The area was officially acknowledged as a military site in 2013, but the theories live on.
Though the September event is most certainly a joke, it comes just a few weeks after a group of US senators was briefed about reported encounters between the US Navy and an unidentified aircraft -- literally an unidentified flying object.
So what do they know? Where can we sign up to hear about that?[/quote]
I -blam!-ing love this. I hope a bunch of people actually show up and storm the place. Wear some go-pros or something and Livestream it!
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Too bad its a joke
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Editado por Of 1000 teeth: 7/15/2019 2:32:58 AM[spoiler]🖕➡️☠️[/spoiler]
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1 RespuestaSome idiot will actually do this and get shot , like those idiotic flat earthers.
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1 RespuestaI realise this is a joke. But seriously if the US government actually had aliens/UFO’s the last place they’d keep them is Area 51. “Hey let’s hide all these top secret aliens in the EXACT PLACE where everybody thinks we’re hiding the top secret aliens”.
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1 RespuestaAnd they will be shot and/or detained
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19 RespuestasIf nobody got hurt, that would be hilarious. If someone did it’d just be a tragedy.
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19 RespuestasI am going to laugh when they get in and all the find is some old junk that can not be safely destroyed or an old atomic bomb that didn't go off! Or even better, if all the soldiers and everyone that works there puts on the lamest, cheapest alien masks they can find and tasers every wanker that crossed the fence!
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i really think its just an old military base, itll be cool to see if anyone can get in
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15 RespuestasWhy is #Offtopic always a month behind everything?
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“People like to make memes- make another meme out of this” -Drake
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9 RespuestasIs there a local penitentiary with 300,000 available cells? I can't imagine how many would actually have the gall to try to storm one of the most secretive, secluded, and probably well armed facilities in the world. I doubt any that try will get very far.
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Perfect for making memes out of. ~I already have~
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Editado por FatBabyDragon: 7/12/2019 2:40:04 PMIt's sad that there are truly thousands of people who think this Is a real event who honestly believe they're going to storm area 51
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That is just as funny as those in florida who thought shooting their guns at a huge storm would stop it.
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1 RespuestaI pledged
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1 RespuestaEditado por CallMeDFS: 7/12/2019 2:38:53 PM[quote]We can move faster than their bullets[/quote] I'm getting REAL big "Boxer's Rebellion" vibe from this.
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1 RespuestaIron man suits for everyone!
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1 Respuesta300,000 millenials: THEY CANT STOP ALL OF US Area 51 soliders with alien guns: Sorry partner but you've yeed your last haw
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Its now at 400,00 people. This will be VERY interesting to see how this plays out
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1 RespuestaBeing in the military has taught me that any army that storms an American base is going to be fired upon. These people are most likely going to be killed.
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5 RespuestasThey gonna get shot in the face if they make it past the barbed wire. You don't storm government facilities, lol.
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This can’t end well...
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We might get to witness natural selection on Facebook live
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LETS GOOOOOOO BOIS
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3 RespuestasI call dibs on the noisy cricket.