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Editado por CoolUsername321:
7/11/2019 10:40:07 AM
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Tell me stories from your jobs
Edit- didn’t think this would get traction but what I really wanna hear about is xombie ik some of his story’s but I want more [spoiler]insert big Lenny [/spoiler]
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#Offtopic
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So I teach and one of the kids was like 5 and is often a problem isn’t a fan of sharks. He begins talking about having a glock to shoot the shark with/bringing his dads glock. This of course caused discussion to spiral amongst all of the kids of guns, killing, etc, which isn’t what you want for kindergarten. You especially don’t want one kid telling their mom or dad that’s paying for them to be here that their classmate is gonna bring their dads glock. So my coworker starts yelling at me because she knows I’m pro 2nd amendment and assumed I brought it up. Thankfully my other friend/coworker was there when it started and vouched for me saying I had nothing to do with it. Needless to say everyone got to have nice fun long talk with his parents...for about the fourth time that week. (Earlier he shoved one of the girls to the ground (completely unprovoked) because he was frustrated)
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Too many wild stories I don’t know where to start: This one time I went to grab a box of staples from the store room but discovered they had run out. I went like, a whole week, without staples. It was CRAZY. This other time I replaced the ink cartridge in the printer and it must of leaked or something because I got black ink all over my hand. It was pretty wild and we all had a good laugh about that HAHA. This other time my computer crashed and I lost about an hours worth of work. This is more of a painful memory and I don’t like to talk about it. This other time this guy sitting at a desk near me bought in a tuna sandwich which totally stank the office out. It was complete madness. I’ve loads of stories like these. Obviously I work in a pretty wild job. It’s more like a party atmosphere some days with all the high jinks that go on.
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2 RespuestasOh jeez, you wanna see me get banned, don't you?
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2 Respuestas(I was only 16 btw) Alright: Last year, I was working at Dairy Queen and an African American (this will be important later, I’m not racist) man in a wheelchair had someone stroll him in. So, he ordered either a peanut butter cup blizzard with that weird hard chocolate shit on it or the same thing but instead of the cup it was Oreos. My manager had a really specific rule: No special orders. If someone asks for a blizzard with something in it that’s not usually in it, you don’t let them get it. I only let this guy off because he was in a wheelchair. So, I tell this man his price (extra for a chocolate stuff) and THIS MOTHER -blam!-ER HAS THE AUDACITY TO DAY “cAn i gEt a dIsCoUnT bEcAuSe iM pArAlYzEd”. “Sorry sir, but we treat all our customers equally”. And you know what this man said? He said “Is it because I’m black?” Now, I have a few social issues (I’m high functioning autistic) so I just go speechless for a solid few minutes. I ended up getting put back and had to talk to my Manager, so I told him everything and honestly, I cried a bit because this was the only job I could find besides McDonald’s that i could get. Luckily, he let me go even though I broke several rules that day. [spoiler]i got fired for telling a kid to shut up and now I work at chick fil a[/spoiler]
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1 RespuestaOne day I had to broke my back.
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Editado por The Trinity Ghoul [Lee]: 7/12/2019 1:57:01 PMMy boss was on top of the scaffolding inside a huge 3 story house and he dropped his paint bucket onto the new wood floors they just got. He was pissed but I was laughing so hard on the inside
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Editado por Hipposplatamus: 7/12/2019 4:48:23 AMMy manager is an arse. End of story.
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So this one time at work we were trying to sell an old van of ours that had engine problems. Me and another guy followed the boss (who was driving the old van) in the dump truck to meet a potential buyer outside a local amusement park. There happened to be a solar eclipse or something that day at the moment we met the buyer, so me and my coworker watched it while the boss negotiated with the buyer. The buyer took the van for a test drive, decided he wasn’t interested, and left. Things got interesting when my boss tried starting the van, which wouldn’t start. We knew that there was no way it could be fixed at the moment, so we decided to use the dump truck to push the van all the way across town several miles with my boss steering it. We were getting all kinds of weird looks as my coworker ran ahead of us in the road the whole way getting people to move so we wouldn’t lose momentum (the van had bad breaks) I just kept pushing until we finally got back to our yard, somehow without being seen by any cops. We had to repaint the dump trucks bumper (it was scratched up from pushing the van), and eventually sold the van. This all happened like 2 weeks after I got my drivers license.
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One dude shit his pants doing sit-ups.
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2 RespuestasI mean HIPPA
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Well, it wasn’t in work but school rather. So a few years ago I was in my PE class, and me being who I am, I absolutely hate gym with a burning passion. And I was on defense in kickball. Now, Backstory, in 5th grade when we played kickball, I got hit in the face. A LOT. So much so I’ve got a deep fear of kickballs now. So the kicker decided to hit the ball and I instinctively put my arms up to protect my face. Unfortunately... It didn’t go high enough to hit my face. It went straight down under to the man’s worst organ to get hit in. I was down and out before anyone could see what happened. The kick was so bad I had to spend 3 class periods (45 minutes each period) in the nurses office before my mom came and grabbed me. On the bright side though, the kicker didn’t do it intentionally, he actually ran to my assistance as I was groaning in pain on the ground. Ah.. High school. How I don’t miss you one bit.
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I wanna hear about the lot lizards
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13 RespuestasHad a kid (big chunky boy) push a little girl in class. She starts to cry so after class her Dad demands to speak to the boy's mother. He waits around for about 15 minutes. But the mother doesn't show. The secretaries say they'll talk to the mother when she arrives and he takes his daughter home. Mom finally comes and the secretaries fill her in. She starts smaking her kid in the back if the head and making him apologize (to the secretaries, not the girl he pushed). She gets him in the car and drives off. Comes back about 5 minutes later. The boy's face is beet red now and he's bawling. Mom starts chewing out the secretaries because her son is upset and crying (after she beat him) and it's the girl's fault for "traumatizing" him and demands to speak to the girls Dad. Secretaries call the Dad but Mom says she's "too upset" to talk to him and refuses to take the phone. Then she drives off with her kid and leaves. Next week, the boy is back to the same old dickery and bullying another kid. Mom is called and she tells us to stop bullying her son by "making him look like a bad kid".
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3 RespuestasSo there's this guy, right (I currently work at a roller hockey rink, for reference)? Well, he gets -blam!- moods a lot of the time, and this is the most recent. Now, the refs here don't like calling super tight games, you can get away with a pretty fair amount of dirty play with the bulk of them. This dude doesn't like that when the calls don't go in his favor. Leading him to cuss out the refs, whom frequently blow it off. But this time, it was different. He was pissed at a previous play for some reason and slams his stick into the glass (which is Unsportsmanlike Conduct to slam your stick on the floor or glass beyond calling for a pass or incidental stuff), so he gets rung up. He doesn't like this, and starts to argue, during this, he calls the ref near him (my manager) something that was a no-no word (I've witnessed him get kicked out for calling someone the bundle of sticks word), so he gets the thumb for it, unleashing a massive verbal fury from this dude's mouth, there was a lot of stuff that he spewed, and he was pissed at everyone, me included. So he gets booted and presumably trashes something of either his or the building's once he gets into the locker room. He is not just a repeat offender, but also a regular who sometimes -blam!-ing does work for the company as a referee... No idea how he hasn't been banned...
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I weedeat my aunts lawn, the end lol
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Editado por perinski93: 7/11/2019 3:03:01 PMI work part time at walmart and i was writing the lady in for an oil change and told her it was going to be an hour and a half. She asked why when theres two technicians. I told her that there were other people before her and that one of the technicians is new and is in training. Surprised that we have someone in training she then asked me if i thought that it was a waste of pay roll
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Sitting there as a cashier waiting for some dude and his two daughters to get what they need. The dad is across the room and the daughters are by the register. I hear one of the girls tell the other "I dare you to smack daddy's butt" so she wins across the store and does it while I try not to start laughing at it.
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4 RespuestasI was working at BK one night, and a -blam!- was climbing on the walls. So my coworkers and I were trying to kill it. I smacked it with a broom and shortly it came after me at the speed of mach 10 through the air😂
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5 RespuestasAfter working for 8 hours with just one 5 minute pause I had the urge to poop in the corner but didn’t do it
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Spent 6 hours, no breaks, doing a special "Deep Clean" at one of our locations and the prissy shits complained to our bosses face about how disappointed they were with the results...they didn't know he was there with us cleaning aswell. They told him, "If I had to grade their performance, I'd give them a C-." Yeah...he was kinda pissed about that. We scrubbed walls with rags and sponges, dug our fingers into vents to dig out piles of black gunk, moved furniture to vacuum ancient dust, and they whined about there still being dust...in an old building where the doors have an inch of open space beneath them to the outside...on a farm right next to the giant silos... And did I mention our normal hours are an hour and a half of cleaning two days a week? We hadn't been in there again since the deep clean three days before. I don't know the exact details about what he said to them, but he called us up afterwards and said, "I'm sorry, I think I got you both fired." Unfortunately, he didn't, but they did replace the doors!
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4 RespuestasSo, I needed to pick up and move this 12 pack of 1 liter Arizona tea. [i]”Easy!”[/i] I think, grabbing the plastic wrap around it. I start to lift it up off the pallet, and the bottom got caught on something. Suddenly, the plastic ripped open, and [b]boom[/b], my hand flies right into my face! And that was the story of how I punched myself in the face.
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4 RespuestasSo there was this one time when I sold an old lady strawberries. That’s it.
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Ahhh sweet oblivion soon I shall return
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