People are attacking you for being a dragon?
Huh. Well, I know some people value the body parts of a dragon, as they can be used in all sorts of powerful things like potions, armor, weapons, an- oh wait. I probably shouldn't say this in front of you. Oops.
Anyways, if it's physical harm they're dealing, you could buy some armor and weapons from my shop! I'm sure I could make metal claws and armor for a dragon. I did one for Raptor after all.
If it's emotional harm, them making fun of you for being a dragon, just respond with "I'd rather be a dragon than a lazy boi like you. Get off your phone and do something outside."
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I am dragon in real life btw. I just was one in a past life.
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So, you’re dovahkiin?
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Are you... wait... I can remember the religion... Buddhist! I think. That's the one that believes in reincarnation, right? Do you believe in reincarnation, and that you were a dragon in your past life?
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Yes, but Buddha was just people scratching the surface.
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Soo... not exactly Buddhist? Something like your own religion or belief? Along the lines, but a bit different?
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Alright. I can respect that. *whew* I have made some potentially offensive jokes in the past about Buddhist people, and was worried that might come back to haunt me.
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[quote]Alright. I can respect that. *whew* I have made some potentially offensive jokes in the past about Buddhist people, and was worried that might come back to haunt me.[/quote]Thanks for sharing.
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So have people been making fun of you for believing you were/are a dragon?
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Editado por FdYAcsoyPKN83gLE: 7/1/2019 4:43:05 PMYes, and I am going to take matters into my own claws.
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Reply with this: "There are dozens of religions in the world. I believe I was reincarnated, and my past life was a dragon. Who are you to say I'm wrong?" If they still are mean to you, reply with this: "Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't recognize I was dealing with royalty here, who knows the true religion and dines with gods. Allow me to bring you to your beloved couch throne and polish your phone. Would you like some potato chips as well, lord Chuck?"
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Thanks.
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No problem. And if you ever want more satirical comments to follow up with, just PM me.