Water. Everywhere.
Four inches deep on the bathroom floor, the drawers beneath it were filled and the items inside were floating, there was a small stream travelling down the hall towards my room, and of course I find them both sitting in MY chair.
Hell of a way to send a message. Dog woulda just shat on the floor and probably ate it or something.
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Aww cats. Gotta love them. Although not as bad as this. I used to have one, and one night at around 3:00 I heard loud crashing and the most god awful moans. Me being me, thought (because it was 3:00 am) that demons finally arrived to get me. I'm serious. Scared the shit out of me. Ran out to the living room to see what was going on. It was just my cat on top of my fridge. She was apparently very, very hyper and had been running around the house and kitchen. I was still curious as to what the crashing noises were. Well I found out as I got closer to the kitchen and had a better look and where she was perched atop the fridge. I noticed the 6-8 bottles of red wine were missing. Then I looked at the floor. Glass and red wine everywhere. I was furious.
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2 RespuestasWhy didn't it drain?
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9 RespuestasTo me, Fuwwy Fandom is onye of the most compewwing chawwenges to hypew mascuwinyity, its convewse, wepwessed feminyinyity, and the uvwawching hegemony of hetewo dominyation. In westewn cuwtuwe, it is impossibwe to be anything othew than what the nyawwow binyawy of mawe/femawe imposes, and this distinction is even fuwthew pawsed out in ouw distinctions between species. But wets face it, we awe aww anyimaws. Whethew you admit it ouw nyot evewyonye of us is just as much a "species" as the nyext cwittew. Modewn mawe-centwic Victowian sciences have weft us with an idea of species that impwies a distinction fwom onye body to the nyext. A pwump pup is diffewent fwom a swim pup, and the timid vixen is nyot a waccoon. But take it fwom someonye who has fewt "the caww of the wiwd", so to speak. We just get it. We thwiww at the wustwing of the weaves and the skittew scattew of pwey thwough the undewbwush. We wead the wowwd in scent, and wike ouw sapiens bwethwen painting a canvas, we paint the invisibwe scent wowwd with ouw essence. Ouw mawk. In this thewe is nyo diffewence between pup, vixen, ow wacoon. We aww scuwwy, we aww scavenge, we aww snyiff. We awe aww fwuid fwom onye "species" (I wiww nyow use the tewm "individuaw" instead of species) to the nyext. The concept of species is onye science imposes upon the wowwd. Maybe it made sense to victowians wiving in a chauvinyistic cuwtuwe guided by awcanye pwecepts of "mankinds" supwemacy uvw nyatuwe, but in this age, the age of knyowing, the age of twusting youw nyose and nyot youw bwain, we simpwy knyow bettew. Whoevew said: "the nyose knyows" had gwasped a deepew twuth wegawding the nyatuwe of weawity than they couwd have fathomed
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Daaaaaaang.....
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2 RespuestasRip NIL’s cats
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Oof rip hope all goes well
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sounds like you need to put a weight on your faucet
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this is why I prefer the obvious best pet, a fox. Well here's to hoping I can eventually get one.
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12 RespuestasDoes your sink not drain as fast as your facet fills?
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5 RespuestasGet a dog next time
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I have this cat called shadow. He's a black cat and always seems to be proud of himself. Only wants attention when he wants food. Pet him for over 10s and he'll subtlety put his paw on your hand to say ''Stop HUMAN'', ignore him and you can start to feel the claws. His favorite thing to do if he feels like he's getting ignored by not having food, is to claw onto something very close to my feet and pull on that thing. Other times it's staring into my eyes with a serious look. I don't know why but I love him for that.
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2 RespuestasLmaooooo catlady btfo
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Sounds like you guys are a match made in Hell.
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1 RespuestaThere used to be a water dispenser that worked kind of like a Sparkletts. You just fill the tank, attach the trough, set it on the floor, it fills to a certain amount and stops. We'd fill it up with filtered water from the Brita since our water is so hard it can cause kidney and bladder problems in cats. I can't find these kind of pet water dispensers anymore and it pisses me off. Anything like it is electronic or has its own maker priority filter and are more expensive than the filters we can buy for the filtering pitchers made for human consumption. Dumb. We got an electric cat fountain since one of our cats refuses to drink from anything that doesn't trickle like a faucet. We use already filtered water so that we don't have to replace the units filters as often since they are over priced. Perhaps one of the upside down tank and trough types would work for you? Just do what we do- fill it with already filtered water to save some cash. Also replace all of the hot/cold handles so your cats never pull that trick on you again.
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3 RespuestasEveryone should have a lizard. They are nice but also smart
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I still don’t understand why people like cats better than dogs. [spoiler]kittens are still very cute[/spoiler]
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That sucks. My cat just yells until someone gives him what he wants. Or he makes cries that sound like R2D2 noises.
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i believe that this isn’t user error
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14 RespuestasLol, I am sorry, but I am still dying here!
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7 RespuestasReminds Varvatos of that scene from Mr Popper’s penguins when the birds fill up the whole bathroom to the ceiling. Door opens... [spoiler]💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💧💧💧💧💧💧💦💦🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊[/spoiler]
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They're adapting. It's only a matter of time until the take over, those fiends! [ hiding in a bunker ] [spoiler]Those [i]fiendlions[/i]!!![/spoiler]
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2 RespuestasI'm sometimes bad at making sure my cats have water, but they never went more than a day without it though... they generally get enough through osmosis so I don't freak or nah.