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4/3/2019 6:44:54 PM
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Awwww, he’s so adorbable!
Who’s a good puppy? Yes you are! Yes you are!
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Watch out! That thing has consumed three men alive!
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Yeah that dog is not to be messed with. In a bar, I once saw him kill three men... with a pencil.
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Yea? I saw him steal candy from... not one baby... not two babies... [spoiler]Not three babies![/spoiler] [spoiler]BUT FROM THE ENTIRE POPULATION OF BABIES!!![/spoiler]
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I would’ve said “all the babies”.
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Shhhh! We must use SCIENTIFIC vocab!
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ALL THE BABIES!
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Skag babies? :0 *Pulls out RYNO*
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What happened to skag lives matter? I’m getting mixed signals here, Lazuli!
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Oh... you weren’t talking about Skags...? *Drops RYNO* Just erm... ignore that big gun on the floor...
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Why were you gonna shoot them!?
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I was gonna shoot YOU for stealing candy from Skag babies!
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Oh, no, it’s the puppy that’s stealing candy, remember?
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*Visibly in a dilemma* B-but I can’t shoot a puppy!
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So, now you can accept that violence isn’t always the answer.
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NEVER! AFTER YEARS OF PLAYING MORTAL KOMBAT, CALL OF DUTY, MEDAL OF HONOR, GOD OF WAR, BIOSH- oh wait I saved the little sisters in that one- , RESISTANCE, BORDERLANDS, KILLZONE, AND ET THE GAME, I CAN CONFIRM THAT IT IS **MAYUNLY** TO USE EXPLOSIONS AGAINST YOUR ENEMIES! [spoiler]Obviously a joke since I do not like using violence to solve problems >_<[/spoiler]
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Looks like this one in is need of.. Reformation. *giant robots drag you off to a secluded cell who knows where* Play it. *Papika pushes the button* [spoiler][url=https://youtu.be/Q_HFm54lb04]Poppy music begins playiy in your prison[/url].[/spoiler]
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NOOOO! WHERE’S MY DOOM HEAVY METAL? MY MORTAL KOMBAT THEME?!? WHERE’S THE GODDAMN GOD OF WAR PHONE NUMBERRR! NOOOOOO! *Melts away*
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Did he just.. Melt..? Whoops...
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I’M MEEELLTTIIIING! *Melts away to reveal a Chibi Cell*
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Awwww, he’s so cute!
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*Speaking in a squealing voice* [i]Kupo![/i]
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D’aww! I just wanna squeeze him ‘til hos head pops off!
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[i]And that, kids, was how murderous robot Cell-3 became a small Hall-9000![/i]
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Please, I hang around a mecha-fairy who can level a continent wity both hands behind her back, the heir to an intergalactic empire that mechanizes planets in its spare time, and a talking cat so passive-aggressively sarcastic it could kill a man three times over just by talking to them. I think I can handle this adorable little guy! Ribbon’s Sarcastic Black Cat: “Wow, what a charmer Aifos. Who doesn’t love a guy who makes everyone he knows sound like monsters?” Oh hush up, you!
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*the pug stares at you panting with it's tongue out. It sits and wants you to reward him*
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