[spoiler]Beware, because this is technically fanfiction, maybe? Soooo...watch out! I’m just doing this because I’m bored and not being productive. And I’m doing it because of recent “developments“ on this forum. Don’t know if I’m going to make more of these, depends on if you like it or not. You’ll also notice that is a kind of “parody” of a Solstice of Heroes lore entry.[/spoiler] -Start log- [i]Is it on? Are you recording? *clears throat* Hello fellow lore people, it’s me, german discount Cayde. Some ghost told me I had to make these logs now that I’m in office. Said I should comment on what’s going on. The thing is, my ghost lost the file, soo now I have nothing. Very funny. Looking at you, Scipio. Buuut, he did record this exchange. That’ll do...I guess. Play it:[/i] “Vanguard emergency override, auth cool fruit one three.” [Good evening, [#lore] Hunter Vanguard. Automated voice system engaged. How can I help you today?] “I need to get rid of some emo kids before they get me.” [I assume you’re referring to hostile Guardians. Can you provide me with more information?] “They finished a quest and now they think they’re edgy, really weird folks. Always wearing dark stuff.” [That doesn’t align with any reference images I have on file. Are you talking about Shadows of Yor?] “Ah, yes, yes! Elizabeth, you’re great. Sooo, they call themselves Shadows of Yor and they’re after me and Ringer...and that Warlock we have yet to choose. Do you have any...let’s say, tactical recommendations?” [I’m not named Elizabeth. I’m the Vanguard’s automated voice system data...] “You know what Karen, I don’t care what you’re name is. I have people wanting my head and I’m very fond of it.” [My name isn’t Ka...] “Ok, that’s enough for today, night night.” *sound of angry touchpad tapping* -End of log- [spoiler]To those that don’t understand why I’m calling myself Hunter Vanguard: https://www.bungie.net/de/Forum/Post/249593663/0/0[/spoiler]