[quote]Think about it, what normal person needs that many pockets? Pretty -blam!-ing shady if you ask me... Cargo pants and their horrible cousin - the cargo short - are only acceptable if you're: • in the military or were in the military • going hiking or on some Bear Grylls type shit • a trucker • a person who constantly works with various hand tools • in the 90s and you're a fruit booter • between the ages of 4 - 9 • a school shooter [spoiler]Because I can assume there's going to be that one guy (you know who you are) that gets offended and has to go on some spastic rant about how I shouldn't care what other people wear, I'm going to clarify that it's just a joke or rather a shitty attempt at being humorous, so don't have an aneurysm[/spoiler][/quote] [quote]• a school shooter[/quote] NOW WAIT A MINUTE...