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11/8/2018 12:27:25 AM
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Million Dollars, but... (2)
Yeah, I decided to make another one.
1. Million dollars, but once per day your life is narrated like a Shakespearean play. Everyone can hear it, and even tune into it on TV or Radio. This lasts for about an hour.
2. Million dollars, but every time you fart or are constipated, there will be a thousand birds flying around your immediate location. They can destroy buildings, cars, people, but they won’t hurt you.
3. Million dollars, but every time you jump, you will swap genders and/OR race with someone. This is self explanatory.
4. Million dollars, but everyone around you now looks like they have a random animal head, when in reality you are the one with the animal head.
5. Million dollars, but every time you are giving a serious discussion to someone, you need to sound/Act like Caboose or Sarge from Red Vs Blue
Feel free to leave some of your own suggestions
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Totally number 1. I’d like to see how school is made an entertaining play.
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3 cuz I’d just be exploiting the changing genders
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1. Because I could just listen to music while this happens.
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3 Respuestas2. That's the ability to hold the world ransom with a bean burrito
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[quote]He's playing video games... ... ... ... ... ... ... ...He's still playing video games... ...[/quote] Eh, reckon it'd screw ne over at some point. My discussions aren't usually too serious so 5.
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Number 2. I could take over Earth in a week.
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1 Respuesta1>how do i say "he's still playing videos games" in shakespearian? 2>does every fart add another thousand birds? Cuz i could level a city with a #2 combo from taco bell 3>looks like I'm running for congress now 4>damn furries 5>nothing out of the ordinary here, tbh.
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I’ll take number 4.
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1 would be interesting for a toaster...
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2 Respuestas5. I’m already more or less useless there, so let’s have some fun with it.
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3. I don’t jump and could be totally dope
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1 no one would bother watching for fear of committing suicide themselves
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Can number 1 happen anytime?
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How are any of these negatives?
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Looks like I’m taking 5 million dollars [spoiler]have Morgan freeman narrate my events, as a million birds fly around me, as I scream in Sarges voice, from an animal head, while jumping[/spoiler]
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#3 or #5
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1 Respuestanumber 3 [spoiler]so many possibilities [/spoiler]
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3 RespuestasNumber 5 those two are my favorite
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1. I want to break the 4th wall 5. Sure, I might lose out on some relationships, but if they can't handle my voice, why would I want to be with them anyways?
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Easy, 3.
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3 RespuestasEditado por Cell-3: 11/8/2018 1:40:33 PM1 and 5. To have my own personal narrator would be epic.
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2 RespuestasNumber 2.
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4 RespuestasNumber three sounds interesting, I don't randomly jump much so it could be controlled and used for criminal purposes 😬 It wasn't me officer, I'm a black Jamaican women 👀
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1, but it doesn’t say we can’t goose when we are narrated, so I’d just be narrated during practice (swim practice.)
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2 sounds like a benefit so you can escape in the birds
