Alright check this out, you’ll never believe this insane solution I found to the “shotgun camper issue”.
Okay, so within my 3000 hours of play time, I came across this entirely abstract theory somebody mentioned to me. This extremely wise old man, who had 10,000 hours on both Destiny 1 and Destiny 2 decided to let me in on a little secret. I decided to try it out...
I loaded into a game of competitive... typically since i’m a bombastic needle dick klutz with a list of more than 10 mental deficiencies, I go around a corner with my gun stuck up my ass and holding my controller upside down with my feet. But this time, I did what the old man suggested.
My grime encrusted eyelids were very accustomed to sitting and only looking at the very center point of my screen so it was most difficult to do this. Inch by inch I moved my eyes to look at the top left corner of my screen. “Aha!” I said. Right there on that magic little circle on the top left of my screen, it displayed a red indicator of a player “camping” around the corner.
I proceeded to rip my thumb out of asshole and grasp the controller right side up instead upside down. Confidently, I went around the corner. Since I knew of the old mans trick, I knew somebody was around the corner and I pre-fired while walking around. He was dead instantly.
I had conquered the corner!
[spoiler]Tl;dr - Your a -blam!-ing idiot, get your thumb out from between your asscheeks and look at the damn radar.[/spoiler]
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Ok. Genius 1. Don’t give up you day job if you have one because you aren’t a comedian or even remotely amusing. 2. When I’m playing crucible on my Xbox the only thing that shows in my radar is the blue dots of my teammates. How’s that going to show me somebody camping in a corner?
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Awww somebody is a little mad that they got publicly made fun of🤣 All of the people who liked my reply must’ve though it was funny, hmmm...?🤨 Sorry chump, you’re angry because you got humiliated.
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Editado por lars1520: 10/29/2018 8:29:29 PMIt takes a lot more than you to make me angry, but nice try. Do you ever say anything without calling people names or labels? I bet you don’t says a lot about your maturity.
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Editado por The Vigilante: 10/30/2018 10:56:08 PMHah, “takes a lot more than you to make me angry.” You’re already angry, that’s why I said that. 🤦🏻♂️ Go ahead and claim you aren’t mad, you’ll just only be making it more obvious that you really are.