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Editado por The Fool:
10/16/2018 2:17:04 PM
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This goes out to all serious gamers!
The Serious Gamer
Loser in life and fake hero in-game,
Your ego's too big to see it's the same.
Full of arrogance with pride-swollen chest,
With your own importance you are obsessed.
You count your viewers on youtube and twitch
Then, when you end up face down in a ditch,
You whine and you bitch, you fit and you rage,
You throw a tantrum no matter your age.
It's always the other players' sole fault
When your dead body does a somersault.
Angrily you demand they'd be banned
And everyone must do as you command!
Disposed-off veterans and t(w)eens alike
Compete in yelling into the poor mic,
Bullying others for playing a game
Instead of catering to their serious online in-game fame.
The once friendly past-time activity
With lots of laughter and diversity,
Is now an agressive operation
In a military simulation!
How dare people to loudly laugh and jest
When there are your instructions to behest?!
How dare them to have lives of their own
And therefore carve your character's tombstone?!
So as you can see, it is natural
That you act like you are an Admiral.
For a serious gamer, life is hard
When you're surrounded by complete retards.
But when you thought no hope's left anymore,
Cheer up! Not everything is lost yet! For:
If life depended on an angry frown,
You surely would win its vajazzilled crown!
If you want more feel free to check my other poems ❤️💋
http://thepoorpoetspoetry.wordpress.com
English
#destiny2
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Money talks though. If the high end twitch and you tubers are laughing at the bank. Then they aren’t losers in real life now. But if they don’t make shit? And have all these symptoms, then they are in fact losers.
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Editado por The Fool: 10/18/2018 4:43:04 PMI never expected so many positive messages from this. In fact, I expected nothing but a flock of angry puffins to respond, so thanks a lot guys! ❤️
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2 Respuestasroses are red hunters are blue if you kill them they will nerf you
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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm snapping off a huge turd, What about you?
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4 RespuestasRoses are Red, My name is Dan, I have a gun, get in the van.
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[quote]Loser in life and fake hero in-game[/quote]You killed me with the very first line lol
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1 RespuestaGreat poem!
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4 RespuestasEditado por name: 10/16/2018 1:35:30 PMRoses are red My name is not Dave This makes no sense, Microwave
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4 RespuestasI once found a French Fry, between my car seats. it was all warm and lumpy, because of the heat. it still looked the same, although it smelled a bit like feet. it gave me violent diarrhea, because it turned out to be meat. as I sat there dehydrating, through every open hole. I got weird flashbacks, from when I stole baked beans at the mall. I remember just chilling outside, eating them against the wall. then a kid ran by with his cellphone, shouting "I gotta catch em all" I remember I was like, "F*CK me what the F*CK was that?" then another kid came running and yelling "ITS A PLATINUM WOMBAFAT"
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3 RespuestasNice poem, I still wish to bash my keyboard against some people's faces.
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M O V E T O O F F T O P I C
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1 RespuestaWho hurt you ?
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Did someone call you a swear word?
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Editado por Divine_Majin93: 10/17/2018 4:07:50 AMTell us who hurt you
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It’s like Dr. Seuss meets gaming community, and I love it. Bravo.
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1 RespuestaReaching a little toward the end but pretty good :)
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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I love spectre.
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3 RespuestasFatty and skinny sitting in the bath Fatty blew off and skinny laughed
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2 RespuestasYour name is accurate
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1 RespuestaI like it
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3 RespuestasExcellent👏👏👏 Your King must be very proud of his court Jester!
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1 RespuestaHow bout . . . . . . You do [i]The Night Before Festival. . .[/i]
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1 RespuestaMy man!!!
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1 RespuestaVery well constructed 👍👍
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1 Respuesta[quote]The Serious Gamer Loser in life and fake hero in-game, Your ego's too big to see it's the same. Full of arrogance with pride-swollen chest, With your own importance you are obsessed. You count your viewers on youtube and twitch Then, when you end up face down in a ditch, You whine and you bitch, you fit and you rage, You throw a tantrum no matter your age. It's always the other players' sole fault When your dead body does a somersault. Angrily you demand they'd be banned And everyone must do as you command! Disposed-off veterans and t(w)eens alike Compete in yelling into the poor mic, Bullying others for playing a game Instead of catering to their serious online in-game fame. The once friendly past-time activity With lots of laughter and diversity, Is now an agressive operation In a military simulation! How dare people to loudly laugh and jest When there are your instructions to behest?! How dare them to have lives of their own And therefore carve your character's tombstone?! So as you can see, it is natural That you act like you are an Admiral. For a serious gamer, life is hard When you're surrounded by complete retards. But when you thought no hope's left anymore, Cheer up! Not everything is lost yet! For: If life depended on an angry frown, You surely would win its vajazzilled crown! If you want more feel free to check my other poems ❤️💋 http://thepoorpoetspoetry.wordpress.com[/quote] This is amazing. Just awesome.
