Well I overslept and forgot to make another cooking post. But I didn’t forget about the quote.
Halo 2/3: Don’t make a girl a promise, if you know you can’t keep it.
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[b][i]STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM![/i][/b]
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1 Respuesta[b][i][u]STOP RIGHT THERE, CRIMINAL SCUM.[/u][/i][/b] Nobody breaks the law on my watch! I'm confiscating your stolen goods, now pay your fine! Or it's off to jail.
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You see, here's the thing I don't get about you bad guys, you know the hero is gonna win but you just don't die easily. example, this one guy in new haven right? Cities burning, people are dying left and right, yada yada yada, and this jack hole rushes me with a spoon! A freakin spoon! And I'm dying laughing right? So I scoop out his stupid little eye balls with it, and his kids are all like [i]WAAAAHHH![/i] he can't see where he's goin, he's bumpin into stuff, and I...I can't...moral is, you're a total b*tch.
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Funny. The line between Light and Dark is so very thin. Do you know which side you're on?
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[quote]Halo 2/3: Don’t make a girl a promise, if you know you can’t keep it.[/quote] Shit! Don't even attempt to make a girl a promise if there is even the [i][u] slightest[/u][/i] chance you may not be able to keep it! Guy: Bby, I will be there! Girl: Why he no here!! Guy: I was murdered by car jackers on the way there, I broke my promise, but I will wait for her in Heaven! Girl: Bitch!! You better resurrect that ass and get here now! Dying ain't no damned excuse for breaking yo promise!! Guy: @#$¢©¥√¢}×=[£]}@#$&+!!!!
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[spoiler]SYLOK THE DEFILED!!!!!! thirsts for your Light[/spoiler]
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N-no, mein führer, I’m from... Arizona. [spoiler]*bang*[/spoiler]
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1 RespuestaDevotion inspires bravery. Bravery inspires sacrifice. Sacrifice... leads to death
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“Oh I know what the ladies like.”
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[quote]Guardians make their own fate[/quote]
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a girl? dont make anyone a promise you can't keep, why would you do that?
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2 RespuestasEditado por SquarerTrout41: 10/9/2018 8:11:28 PMDear Humanity, We regret being alien bastards, we regret coming to Earth, and we most definitely regret that the Corps just blew up our raggedy-ass Fleet! -Sergeant Major Avery Johnson
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“I think they just said something about ripping my horn off my face. My beautiful, beautiful horn?” And, “Oh my cotton socks!”
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1 Respuesta“A man chooses. A slave obeys.”
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Editado por Ambo: 10/9/2018 7:19:00 PM“It’s your pet, the freakin’ HEADHUMPER!” [spoiler]#gaming btw[/spoiler]
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This planet smells like haemorrhoids wrapped in bacon
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28 STab WoUndS
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1 Respuesta"How's your sister?"
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[i]"A toaster is just a death ray with a smaller power supply! As soon as I figure out how to tap into the main reactors,[b] I will burn the world![/b]"[/i]
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Oh my cotton socks!
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"Meteor Strike!"
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Hi, I'm Mr. Torgue, and I've got one question for you and one question only: [spoiler]EXPLOSIONS?[/spoiler]
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Lets go to prison
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Even paradise is a prison if you can’t leave.
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Alright, I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back. GET MAD! I DON'T WANT YOUR DAMN LEMONS! WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THESE?! DEMAND TO SEE LIFE'S MANAGER! Make life RUE the day it thought it could give CAVE JOHNSON LEMONS! DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?! I'M THE MAN WHO'S GONNA BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN! WITH THE LEMONS! I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that's gonna BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN!
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What do you mean you can’t concentrate when I’m yelling!? [b]RELAX!!![/b] Lord Shaxx: Destiny 2