[i]*Stabs door[/i] "Now you're. . . " [i]*Turns back on door while putting on sunglasses[/i] "Deader than a doornail" No wait. [i]*Points gun at door[/i] "You may be closed. . . but my trigger finger is. . ." [i]*Empties entire clip, shooting the door[/i] "Open for business" Or. . . [i]*Walks up to door, kicks it in, it falls to the floor, dead[/i] "I hope that wasnt ajar-ing experience." I got one more. . . Sign reads: "Please use handle" [i]*Cuts door into pieces with an axe[/i] "You preferred I'd use the handle. . . So I used the axe handle." Okay another one. . . "Knock knock" [i]*Door falls dead[/i] "It wasnt me. . . It was a" [i]*Looks at camera[/i] "A door frame job"

No it becomes a door with a bullet or knife or whatever you killed it with stuck into it