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Editado por Kaishi Ritsu:
8/4/2018 2:29:10 AM
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Offtopic I need some help XD
So there’s this girl I’m talking too (no it’s not your mother or your sister or your girlfriends right hand you plebs) it’s an Egirl I met recently and I don’t really know much about her however I can tell she’s been through a lot and I was wondering if you offtopic alpha males and offtopic princesses could help me figure out the ways to not mess things up.
I’m not good at making the first sentences and I really want to show her I’m curious about her without it bringing out her fears.
Editors note: fair warning to anyone new
If you reply with something offensive like “oh she ain’t real” or “online dating doesn’t work” then just keep that to yourself. I didn’t ask for YOUR advice about what type of relationship I should have. If you make a offensive comment towards me or one about her you’re getting muted permanently. I’ve already muted 80% of the users who’ve replied to said post.
Editors note 2: I love how butthurt users get when you mute them but choose to keep replying to them until you grow tired of their patheticness it’s such an easy way to see just how toxic they can get :) you see if you fall under my muted list you deserve it normally I don’t ever mute users however it’s when they try to tell me I’m wrong about something that they HAVE NO EXPERIENCE ON. Do yourselves a favor learn to shut up if someone says your advice is shit don’t try to argue with said person because chances are you’ll wind up wasting your “oh so important” time only for it to not go the way YOU want.
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So.... to be clear... You only wanna hear positive shit? Um... sorry to say but this here place ain’t positive. Anyways, my advice is to just get to know her better. Never really had any experience so.... that’s the best I can do. Hope it works out, I guess....
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9 RespuestasHilarious. You think there are alphas here
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3 Respuestas[quote]>Asks for help >Wants to not screw up >Is being told he's screwing up >Refuses to accept any requested help Listen mate, Egirls don't have a tendency to work out, mainly because they never lead anywhere. Ler me compose a short list of requirements for such a premise to work out: Aside from all the stuff a normal relationship needs; Stalker-like dedication Money. Time. Not being an introvert Able to sustain a real world relationship Accepting it will have to be an open relationship An excessive amount of trust More of a flirty friendship than an actual relationship. Trust me. I want you to listen to this, don't just shrug all this advice off as "doesn't apply to me, i can make it work". You can't, and you won't, and you know you won't. Now get your ass off the computer and go get laid for -blam!-s sake.[/quote] ^Wyoming
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1 RespuestaEditado por epicperon: 8/4/2018 4:30:40 AMAbout the second editor’s note... So this was a bait post all along? I don’t get you at all...
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10 Respuestas[quote]Editors note 2: I love how butthurt users get when you mute them but choose to keep replying to them until you grow tired of their patheticness it’s such an easy way to see just how toxic they can get :) you see if you fall under my muted list you deserve it normally I don’t ever mute users however it’s when they try to tell me I’m wrong about something that they HAVE NO EXPERIENCE ON. Do yourselves a favor learn to shut up if someone says your advice is shit don’t try to argue with said person because chances are you’ll wind up wasting your “oh so important” time only for it to not go the way YOU want.[/quote]>Passively referring to me as a butthurt and toxic person in an edit made solely 'cause you don't actually know how to mute >making idle threats throughout most of the sub - thread >But I'm the one who's "butthurt" and "toxic" Ishiggydiggy
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72 RespuestasEditado por Upperclass Bum: 8/3/2018 10:31:18 PMITT: a presumably < 17 year old ask for "relationship" advice and gets mad 'cause people are being real with him and telling him truths he doesn't want to hear. Lmao. You going to threaten me again?
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5 RespuestasHAHAHA LOOK AT THIS STUPID SHIT If it's an egirl chances are she has a squad of dudes who are her "boyfriend" Dumb cuck[spoiler]who tf would date someone who still uses XD faggo[/spoiler]
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4 RespuestasWe need to see a pic to better understand the gravity of the sitch. . .
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30 RespuestasMy advice, don’t ask me for advice. [url=https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSpfaYew0Ec2diEWgQkLdgyhYVAL00JysS4JzRjdVt8bbiClkhn]not a great plan[/url]. But I’ll wish you good luck
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1 RespuestaErm well. Here’s the deal. Accept now that unless you can forgive out a way to meet in real life. The reality of the situation is that’s probably not going to work out. There’s a reason everyone’s saying online dating doesn’t work. But who knows maybe you’ll do it. Since I’ve never been in a relationship my only advice is don’t wait for her to make the first move. Because it probably won’t happen
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[quote]offtopic alpha males[/quote] Wait, they exist??? WHERE?
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[quote]offtopic alpha males[/quote] Wait, they exist??? WHERE?
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3 RespuestasIs her name Emelia? Jokes aside, I'm a socially useless introvert so I've got no advice I can give you, good luck though
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3 Respuestasbe honest & verbal with your feelings always AND DON'T DATE ONLINE FOR CHRISTS SAKE
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2 RespuestasPoor Kevin
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27 Respuestas[quote][quote]If you reply with something offensive like “online dating doesn’t work” then just keep that to yourself.[/quote] Mate, that isn't offensive, it's reality. You have 2 options; Just drop it. There is a reason everybody is saying the same thing, and it's because they're right. It isn't personal attacks, and shouldn't be taken as such. It's advice, the best advice we can give you. Your other option, is ask if she wants to make it more real and look into expensive airplane tickets and flight schedules on basically a monthly basis. Now please go ahead, mute me for telling you what you didn't want to hear if you haven't already. I've said what I want to say my guy. [/quote] ^Wyoming
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45 RespuestasI mean I ain’t got any advice, but good luck.
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37 RespuestasEditado por epicperon: 8/1/2018 6:01:34 PMLol you can’t ask for advice then mute people who try to give it to you. Internet dating [i]is[/i] shady. Dating irl is harder yes, but it also results in better relationships. My actual advice is: try to talk to a girl irl. Not trying to troll just trying to actually give advice. [spoiler]If you’re gonna mute me for that, go ahead. It’s actually what I think. I get all the time by tons of people. What’s one more? [/spoiler]
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7 RespuestasYou already messed up. It's the internet. The place where guys are guys, grils are guys, and kids are the FBI.
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1 Respuesta[quote] I’m not good at making the first sentences [/quote] You’re a lost cause. Sorry.
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8 RespuestasIt’s an egirl? Sorry but this is a lost cause. Rip.
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1 RespuestaEgirl? So a dude, got it.
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7 RespuestasMeeting a girl online is a slippery slope my dude. Trust me, I’ve tried texting relationships and they don’t work out. It’s best if she lives in your home town or at least near you. Also, you have to genuinely like them as a friend and be comfortable around them first. Just relax and be yourself, even if you’re kinda goofy like me.
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1 RespuestaIs it a trap?
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1 RespuestaIt's a trap.
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2 RespuestasCCCCCCCCATFISHED
