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1/24/2018 3:00:30 AM
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Parent-Child Logic Thread
>mom calls you from downstairs
>"what is it, mom"
>no response
English
#Offtopic
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6 Respuestas>Parents: Suddenly decide that any form of technology is evil. >Me: ¿? >Parents on phones and laptop 30 seconds after decision. >Me: Gets on Xbox >Parents: Literally go insane about how I'm "always on technology," even though it's not true. >Me: Points out hypocrisy. >Parents: You're grounded for a month. [spoiler] True story[/spoiler]
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4 RespuestasEditado por DarkEraser: 1/24/2018 5:47:56 AMParent: Hand me the remote. [b]*remote is like 5 centimeters away*[/b] "It's right next to you." Parent: HAND ME THE -blam!-ING REMOTE! "Move your hand and it's right there." Or... Parent: [b]*Rambles some stupid shit about not being a good and productive child* [b]*Proves parent wrong and exposes them*[/b] Parent: [b]DON'T -blam!-ING TALK BACK TO ME![/b]
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5 Respuestas> Mom calls you down about grades not being all A’s > You say you have work, sports, all AP classes, 5 hours of homework, and sleep very little > Get reprimanded for having a B in your hardest class > Gets called a disappointment [spoiler]Sums up my childhood[/spoiler]
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>kid comes home with bad grades >parents: "you're grounded until you can improve your grades" >kid on facebook/twitter/any social media: "my parents are the worst! i hate them!!!"
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6 RespuestasListen to your parents and don’t disrespect them or any other proper authority and you will be a fine conservative
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>On my phone and wearing a hat at a restaurant >Mom says,"Son, get off your phone and take off your hat! >"Why?" >"Because I told you so." >"Can you give me an actual answer?" >"Well...because I want to talk to you." >Gets off phone and takes off hat because hats interfere with vocal communication somehow. >"What did you want to talk about?" >"How was school?" >"Good." >We say nothing for the rest of dinner.
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This thread makes me wonder if you people over react too much or parenting is very different wherever you come from.
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4 Respuestas>"if you tell the truth you won't be in trouble" >tells the truth >gets in trouble or alternatively >"if you tell the truth you won't be in trouble" >tells truth >"i don't believe you" >gets in trouble
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Hmm i never really had to put up with any of this
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I take it you don't have kids
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>Ma, I need to be somewhere by 8:50 >Okay, can do that 8:45, after two soft suggestions to get ready because I need to be there on time. >Stop rushing me! So what if you're a few minutes late? Goddamnit Ma, it's called being on time. People tend to like that.
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1 RespuestaEditado por Th3Verminator72: 1/25/2018 12:06:24 AMRee. Late. A. Bowl
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This i can comment on. Background im a single mom and its just me and my son Kid: sooooooooooo you made my account right can i play? Me: um no im playing right now and you have homework. Kid: mom dont play as my guy though you'll bring my score down you know you arent good at shooters. Me: 'dead stare at him while i do a power house kill by myself and level up' you were saying you little shit? Kid: that was pure luck. You still have issues with the buttons. Me: i do not ' go to stab evil dude in face and suddenly dances and dies.' Well shit. Kid: you were saying mommy?
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Editado por OldboyVicious: 1/25/2018 8:41:53 PMThis one probably only applies to me. Mom: "You're starting high school, if you graduate top of your class, I'll buy you a Porsche." Not realizing that a Porsche would cost more than all of my family's assets combined... Graduates as a Junior at the age of 16 with highest GPA of that graduating class... Mom: "I didn't say Porsche, I said car." A couple weeks after graduation... Mom: "We can't afford to buy you a car." Shortly after that she gets breast implants. True story.
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16 RespuestasEditado por The Cellar Door: 1/24/2018 6:50:23 PMMom: Hey I’m going to carry you in my uterus for 9 months and endure the tribulations of pregnancy including the painful procedure of birth, then I will dedicate my entire life to your development until maturity; housing, feeding, clothing and supporting you, to which I will attempt to steer you in a positive direction such that you can be psychologically and physically fit to lead a prosperous life as a self-sufficient human being, including but not limited to providing unconditional love and the means by which you may secure a basic education and healthcare, and all I ask for in return is your respect and unconditional love. Kid: Well, I’m going to log on to an Internet forum and complain about your idiosyncrasies! Love and respect your parents, people. They won’t always be around, and there are many people in the world that are far less fortunate than you. Speaking of the major demographic which visits this site, of course. I realize there are many people from many different backgrounds and of all age groups here, but for the most part, most of you shouldn’t have much to complain about relative to what you should be thankful for.
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1 RespuestaDad: "come over son i haven't seen you in so long" Me: *in my head* i came over about 4 times in a week barely 2 weeks ago. I'm also 22, not 12... "I'll visit after work" Mom: "quit being anti-social and come down here and speak, we have company" Me: *in my head* "i ain't tryna see my stank ass sister. *gets down stairs* "She's not even company." Then of course "Clean your room, we have guest" Me: "So you're saying we're throwing a party in my room? Cause I'll have you know its gonna get cramped right quick".
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2 RespuestasChild: *high expectations and stuff* Child: *makes little mistakes every now and then* Parents: *talk about only those mistakes and not the astounding things you do to earn high expectations*
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Me: *continuously ask dad to play with me when I was a youngling* Dad: later Me: *Eventually stop asking because I'm tired of being disappointed* Dad: why don't you ask me to play with you any more? Mfw Or my absolute favorite Me: *doing something* Parent: "don't do that, it's stupid and you know better than that" Parent: *almost immediately does that thing*
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7 RespuestasEditado por Gomly1980: 1/24/2018 1:05:50 PMParent - brings child into world, feeds, clothes it, buys it all the shit it needs and wants, makes sure it gets an education and makes sure it has a roof over it's head, works hard to pay bills so child doesn't have to suffer. Child - complains about all the pointless shit under the sun because it's an ungrateful little bastard.
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1 Respuesta>Is sitting down at dinner table >Puts phone in pocket (out of the way) >Mother says, "No phones at the table, you know the rules blah blah blah" >Is forced to hand over phone >Mother pulls out phone and browses Facebook while she eats
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2 Respuestasanother classic >sibling picking on you >tells parent >punishes both of you >few weeks later parent finds out siblings continued to pick on you >"why don't you talk to me about these things?" this ones a double with teacher logic when you report bullying
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Me: Lives in neighborhood full of old people Dad: “You’re never outside” Me: Only has 3 friends, all of them are always busy “I don’t have anything to do” Dad: “You can find something to do” sits on couch and watches TV Me in my head: Bitch I know you did not just sit there and turn on TV. You know how much brainpower that takes...none. At least when I’m playing games I’m training hand-eye coordination and thinking up strategy. You on the other hand...you’re basically listening to a story.
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I have a good wife logic one. Me: "Right, I'm going to the toilet, dont do anything stupid" Wife: *sets the oven on fire* Literally happened 20 minutes before our eldests birthday party 😂
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3 Respuestas> Me: Speaks in normal voice so I can be heard throughout the room > Mom: "Don't raise your voice to me" >Me: Speaks in a less than normal volume just to annpy her ( I'm like that ) > Mom: "Why do you always grumble, speak up or don't talk" > Mom: Plays Candy Crush. Yells so loud I can hear her down the block > Me: * Infinite questions *
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4 RespuestasChild: I hate being spanked and put to bed Parent: I love it.
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6 RespuestasEditado por PilotFanatic287: 1/24/2018 5:58:26 PM>Mom tells me to help her with something >Me in raid and tell her “in a few minutes” >Mom tells me get off or your banned >Me But I’m in something really important >Mom get off NOW 10 minutes later >You have been remove from the fire team >Me WTH you PIECE OF !$*@ I WAS SO CLOSE TO COMPLETING THE RAID AHDHDKSJSJWKDNDND
