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12/27/2017 8:16:26 AM
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Why dont i make my bed in the morning after sleeping in it?
For the same reason i dont tie up my shoe laces after taking my shoes off.
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If I don’t make it, then it’s easier to get in at night AND take off to wash. It’s a win-win situation.
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1 Respuesta"Why don't I brush my teeth? Because I'm just gonna eat again." And then, tartar and plaque slowly build up and your breath reeks, so you don't get any women, and then your teeth fall out so you don't get to eat anything except blenderized Chicken Nuggets and apple sauce. That's why.
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5 RespuestasWhy tie shoes when you can get sweet light-up, velcro sketchers?
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4 RespuestasJokes on you. I sleep in a cardboard box behind the Piggly Wiggly.
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You do realize that making up your bed isn't just for aesthetic purposes?
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10 RespuestasWhy do you wipe your ass if you are just going to shit again?
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2 Respuestas[quote]Why don't I make my bed in the morning after sleeping in it?[/quote]So your mother and I can make ourselves comfortable in it after you leave.
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I don’t even have shoelaces. I took them out and put in some weird rubber-band type things.
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4 RespuestasI don’t tie my shoe laces at all. I just tuck them in
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1 RespuestaWhy do you brush your teeth if you’re just going to eat again?
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3 RespuestasYou probably don’t wash your filthy -blam!-ing sheets either, so..........
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You either pooped the bed or you pooped in those shoes.
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1 RespuestaBy this logic, why bother wiping your ass?
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Because you now your mom will do it for you
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2 RespuestasEditado por TheDude(Abides): 12/27/2017 2:33:32 PMFun fact: Dust mites like a slightly humid environment. An unmade bed dries out more, meaning less dust mites. [spoiler]your mattress will [b][i]double[/i][/b] in [u]weight[/u] over roughly ten years because of skin cells, dust mites and dust mite poop.[/spoiler]
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1 RespuestaK [spoiler]Wasting people's time since 2014[/spoiler] [spoiler](ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧[/spoiler]
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1 RespuestaI drink orange juice.
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1 RespuestaI don't untie my laces though. So suck it blues.
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1 RespuestaYour bed is already made after getting out of it? I mean, I don't tie my shoelaces after taking my shoes off so I can just slip them back on and forget about it the next day.
