Twas the night before Osiris, and the hype was so thin, For Bungie had committed, the cardinal sin. A sequel with less, and drained of all fun, A new cache of weapons, that are all the same gun. Selecting your playlist, was needed no more, Bounties and Factions, were shown to the door. Shiny new tokens, will now cure all your ills, And you'll no longer be needing, all those old skills. Guardians whose teams were made up of six, They loved PvP, after raids, for the kicks. Now go to the crucible, and open the door, Your old team of six, can now only be four. Osiris is coming, you all should be hyped, Stay off the forums, with your incessant type. It will all be alright, with this new DLC, There's no need to wait for Destiny 3. But Guardians of old, can see through these tricks, A flashy new trailer, that shows only best bits. We know this new content will be devoid of all fun, No need to chase that new 'god rolled gun' With 5 story missions, that won't be the best, And 2 brand new strikes, that are same as the rest. Raise up your power level, and grind all of that, Although there's really no reason, to improve on this stat. Twas the night before Osiris, and few Guardians slay, While the pre order crowd, are held hostage to play. I'm sure in a few days, we'll know that it's true, Curse of Osiris; Two tokens, One blue. [b]Edit:[/b] Wassup forum dwellers. Ya boy BL4DERUNNER UK here, thanks for supporting this thread. Don't forget to upvote and smash that subscribe button. I will be giving absolutely nothing away free for the best comment. Make sure to keep an eye out for my obligatory douchbag 'I'm trending' edit later. Peas out. [b]Second edit:[/b] Wassup forum dwellers. Ya boy BL4DERUNNER UK here again. I got to go off to bed now but if you liked this thread, please hit that subscribe button. It really helps out with the thread when you subscribe and I always appreciate it. We didn't quite get trending but I appreciate all the support. You could all have done better though to be honest, you get the posts you deserve I guess. I'm now going to ask you to send me money without sounding like I'm begging. Support the thread through my Patreon so I can make more shit poetry for y'all, links in the description below. Next thread will be a sarky 'I'm going to leave' post, so keep an eye out an support that too. Peas out. [b]Final Edit:[/b]Wassup forum dwellers. Ya boy BL4DERUNNER UK here again. OK, lets not do that. I'm taking off the mask. Thanks to everybody who upvoted this post. I am genuinely pleased that so many of you liked it. For the record, no malice was intended. It was a satirical sideswipe at the current state of the game , nothing more. I enjoy(ed) Destiny for 3 years, Destiny 2 'lost' the magic somehow. I don't need a list of what was lost, that has been done to death. I hope Bungie will respond to fans and inject fun and 'reason' back into this game, I really do. If you still enjoy playing Destiny 2, enjoy what you like. Do not be swayed by others opinions, It's ok to disagree on what we like. I mean, I love Radiohead, I don't expect everybody else to love them. If you are playing the DLC, I hope Bungie deliver for you, for their sakes. Remember Guardians, the most important rule for a happy life is to have a sense of humour about yourself. Be excellent to each other. Peas out? Bungie; I don't hate you guys. I hope you see the humour. I still have faith you will sort things as best you can for fans. I also understand this will take time. Don't let Destiny die; Rise it from the ashes. [b]EDIT FOR NEW; 'TWAS JUST AFTER OSIRIS: https://www.bungie.net/en/Forums/Post/239840514?sort=0&page=0[/b]