Why are you single. Is it because you're an ugly -blam!- or the guy/girl you like, likes someone else and you're gonna steal her in the middle of the night? I'm a douche bag Edit 1: thanks guys! 300+ let's run it to 400! Edit 2: Holy donkey balls! We made it! Let's go for 500! Edit 3: We made it! 600!? I'm going to sleep but, I expect more replies when I wake up. Edit 4: Shoot for the stars! My post is the post that will PEIRCE THE HEAVENS! 700! Edit 5: Wow, my best thread. 700+! Can we get 800!? Edit 6: I'm shocked. 800+ replies. I'm pushing it now, can we get to 900 or 1k? Edit 7: 900! good run guys. Thanks for the keks goodnight. Get me to 1k while I slumber. Edit 8: 2000! Wow. Thanks.best thread yet. Edit 9: Emma liked the post. Hypes real. Last edit. (Probably not.) Senpai noticed me. Btw we're 4k, just who the hell do you think you're messing with!? I have... a girl friend. *pops confetti* I'LL GET THE CHAMPAGNE!