{{
`${userDetail.user.displayName}${userDetail.user.cachedBungieGlobalDisplayNameCode ? `#${standardizeBungieGlobalCode(userDetail.user.cachedBungieGlobalDisplayNameCode)}` : ""}`}}
{{getUserClans()}}
Editado por Seraphim Crypto:
8/5/2017 4:34:57 PM
26
CHRISTIANITY IS CÄÑÑÏBÄLÏŠM
[b]And thy now haveth, for thee shall drinketh and eatheth of thine flësh and blöod of Jesus Christ. Amen.[/b]
What is this bül/l\shït. You love Jesus but then you want to eat him? Smh. Christians are nuts. [spoiler] suoivbo si tsoptihs suoivbo[/spoiler] [spoiler]If you couldn't read that backwards then I feel bad for you. You probably had too much Jesus ön-ä-stïck for lunch.[/spoiler]
Edit: This is a joke. I see a lot of you people can't handle it. I myself believe in God and Jesus but I wanted to make a joke out of this. Read the spoilers people ffs
English
-
The worst part is some people actually use that argument seriously.
-
God, people are REALLY bad at reading backwards
-
Editado por Girraffalope: 8/5/2017 6:17:30 AMIt just tastes like cardboard and wine. I'm catholic and its really god we consume. Not symbolic at all.
-
12 RespuestasInterestingly enough, Catholics actually believe that the bread and wine transform into Christ's [b][u]literal flesh & blood[/u][/b] after they consume them.
-
So what about for actually cultural practices that observe the eating of the heart?
-
-
This is total gibberish. At the most you could say Christianity encourages cannibalism.
-
4 RespuestasLooks like you got triggered by a Christian recently. Is this how you normally express your insecurities?
-
I'm pretty sure it's symbolic....
-
Yet they say atheists lack morals...😉
-
5 RespuestasIt's not that people want to [i]eat[/i] Jesus. . . It's that they [i]want[/i] him [i]inside[/i] them. Physically. (In addition to spiritually)
-
3 RespuestasITT: 1) People who don't know that Catholics take it as literal and not symbolic 2) People who think Catholics are not Christians You're welcome, I just saved you from the stupidity that is this topic.
-
You could probably find something to twist out of proportion and make fun of in any faith. Including atheism/agnosticism. I heard a pastor awhile back unload on evolution; it was frickin' hilarious. I happen to believe in evolution, but since it's scientific rather than sacred, I don't feel bad about laughing.
-
2 RespuestasAlso Jesus is a zombie if he came back from the dead
-
You really haven't heard of the word symbolism have you? Anyway, nice try at b8
-
5 RespuestasS Y M B O L I S M
-
1 RespuestaWhat would jesus do? Get [i]stoned[/i] and then [i]hammered[/i].
-
Probably b8 but still, it depends where you go to
-
29 RespuestasEditado por Leprous Itch: 8/3/2017 10:53:47 PMIt is really weird how Catholics literally think they are eating the flesh and drinking the blood of Christ every Sunday. Like what the -blam!-?
-
1 RespuestaBut when you consume him you gain his power!
-
How do you think we will live eternal lives? We become vampires & zombies!
-
This is so perfect holy crap.
-
1 RespuestaJESUS didn't mean literally.
-
This is what OffTopic really is...
-
Always thought the same.
-
k [i] [/i]
