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7/5/2017 5:56:11 PM
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Garry ain't getting MY STUFF!!!
No sir!!! Here's the plan.
September 5th.
11pm.
I head back to the Cosmodrome. Back on that ledge, right outside the wall, where everything began.
I will pull out every gun from my vault. Every god damn last one of them. One after the other (thanks, DIM!). Fire them one last time in the distance towards the setting sun. Real solemn-like. Bam. Bam. Bam.
Then... I will dismantle all of them.
Once that's done, I'll head back to the Tower, get as drunk as an Exo Hunter can possibly get without frying his circuits, dance on the Vanguard meeting room table 'til my groove servos overload, take a bunch of embarrassing selfies with the Sweeper Bot, threaten castration to that blue-faced, c*ck-sucking Cryptarch and piss over the railing in the main courtyard, down The Last City below.
By the time Garry shows up on September 6, I'll have nothing left but an empty vault, the guns I can carry and a hangover of epic proportions.
Oh. Yeah.
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39 RespuestasYou think Gary doesn't read these forums?
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1 RespuestaWho is Gary?
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1 RespuestaI feel like this needs a bump
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1 RespuestaI would like to do this too!
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8 RespuestasAll my stuff is safe with Petra in the reef and with Salad guy in the Iron Temple. Suck that Gary. Muwhahahahhahah
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1 RespuestaWe don't get to keep our stuff... but... If you noticed the currency used is called Strange Dust- Remnants of Powerful Items Now, might be some far out conjecture, buuuut... what if in a bit of recognition for D1 we get an amount of that at the start or sometime after punching Gaul in the face which is proportional to the amount of gear that was blowed up in the tower? Would seem neat, not likely, but if it happens you'll be screwed
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1 RespuestaHe might not be getting your stuff.....but more importantly he's not getting my stuff! I think mine will never see the light of day sadly. For me D1 is done. I just hope D2 will keep me interested as long as D1 ever did.
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2 RespuestasWhat if future d2 quests allow you to visit the tower and reclaim some d1 stuff?
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21 RespuestasHe ain't getting my stuff either. Here's the plan: if I EVER play Destiny again, it's going to be on Legacy Console where the meta isn't total shiite. But then I don't see myself actually playing Destiny again since the game I REALLY wanna play - Y1 - doesn't exist anymore.
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5 Respuestas[b]Guardian's hangover cure [/b](NOT TO BE PERFORMED IN A DARKNESS ZONE) 1A - find a cliff and jump to your death 1B - if no cliff available: rocket launcher your feet 1C - if neither cliff nor rocket launcher available: sleeper yourself (this may take a while) 1D - Easier than 1C: Fire Touch of Malice until you dye (warning: people with compulsive reload disorder may not be able to execute this properly) 1E - Hug an ogre 1F - Kiss an exploder thrall (or any other exploding ennemy. Do not forget initial warning!!) 1G - Be creative 2 - Have your ghost revive you 3- Enjoy!
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1 RespuestaEditado por ITzTricky_x: 7/7/2017 1:42:10 AMD1 is Groundhog Day, but you will have no weapons left. Forever Sept 5th, never 6th.
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4 Respuestas[quote]threaten castration to that blue-faced[/quote] Do you want to say something to me and my Awoken family? :/
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4 RespuestasWe could've just blown up the ships with gjallarhorns, but Bungie nerfed them.
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5 RespuestasI'm moving all my gear to FIFA 2017 since Destiny 2 is apparently changing from being a FPS to being a soccer game.
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3 RespuestasThis guy knows how to do stuff. [spoiler]You have earned my respect...[/spoiler]
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1 RespuestaHe can't hurt me if I don't care about my gear inside my vault. Who cares about dying when I've already died so many times already? My Guardian doesn't have any friends, no lovers, no parents nor children. He has nothing to lose. But Gary is just an upset third wheel Traveler didn't pick him and he's upset LOL
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1 Respuesta...and the entire Tower will smell of old urine. It'll look like a week long frat party combined with a cheap p*rno happened there. Gary and his lads can have that.
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5 RespuestasEditado por Outlaw3366: 7/6/2017 2:30:50 PMsince me and atheon have become best buddies he's letting me bury all my gear in a secret location in the vault of glass
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3 RespuestasDo it, record it, post it.
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13 RespuestasI plan to seduce Eris Morn 😎
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1 RespuestaI will just uninstal destiny, to make room for No. 2
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3 RespuestasDon't worry. I'll stop Gary with my wormwood. You'll see in September.
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1 RespuestaI like your style
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3 RespuestasYour guardian dosent know whats about to happen,
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2 RespuestasTyra is cryptarch for the Farm confirmed, hoping Rahool is dead
