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Editado por ēłøH tïhŠ:
6/26/2017 11:36:22 PM
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Captain Crunch has me hostage AMA
I'm locked in his pleasure dungeon please help
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#Offtopic
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4 RespuestasWhat's your middle name? [spoiler][b][i][u]KUPO!!!™[/u][/i][/b][/spoiler]
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3 RespuestasIf i cut open a portal to another universe and let in tons of monsters. Could i face jail time?
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Shoulda called Toucan Sam or the Trix Rabbit. No one here can help you.
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9 Respuestas
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1 RespuestaWhy would he give you internet access if he has you hostage
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4 RespuestasWhat's your middle name?
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Is Lucky Charms his partner.
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2 RespuestasActually, he isn't a captain. A captain has 4 stripes on the sleeve, not 3. He is actually Commander Crunch.
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1 RespuestaEditado por Silent: 6/28/2017 6:31:59 AMDid he lick your Cocoa Pebbles? Touch your Boo Berry? Did he Honey Nut all over your Cheerios? How about blowing his Frosted all over your Flakes? SHOW ME ON THE LUCKY CHARM WHERE YOU WERE TOUCHED. [spoiler]Trix are for kids.[/spoiler]
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Pour warm milk on the bastard
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1 RespuestaDid he crunchetize your penis yet? I heard that's the least of your concerns. Be scared when he says he'll crunchetize your ass!
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"[b]Commander[/b] Crunch"
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KFC or chick fille?
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John Draper is a weird but unique individual.
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3 RespuestasLiterally whoooom?
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1 RespuestaI feel sorry for the roof of your mouth
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1 RespuestaDoes he give you "special milk" with your captain crunch?
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5 RespuestasThis is why I like cocoa krispies. Those elves don't trap you in a pleasure dungeon.
