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6/26/2017 10:11:24 PM
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Help With Nipples
Heyyy need advice from any of the mothers in #offtopic.
I'm babysitting tonight and the mother wants to me to go buy the bottle nipples myself since she has none apparently, just not sure which size to get. I do know some babies are really picky and will only drink from a certain nipple size/firmness but I don't want to waste the money she's given me to buy a whole bunch of them to try each of them out. The mother did tell me she wants to avoid glass nipples so I'll go with latex or silicone for sure.
I babysit all the time, but this is the first time the mother has asked me to buy all this stuff myself. I have all the formula, bottles, and everthing else but the nipples.
[spoiler]Sorry, were you expecting something else?[/spoiler]
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Space Falcon's Dair around his nipples to ensure a true spike that can't be meteor canceled
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3 RespuestasEditado por Viss Pall: 6/27/2017 9:37:54 AMFor fu[i][/i]ck sake,why did you come to offtopic for this? Even #destiny would give better replies
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I am very disappointed.
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Gonna need a pic to help....
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Wtf Sara lmao
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L M A O
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3 RespuestasEditado por ZoniCat: 6/27/2017 3:34:10 AMHa! This title is proof you are a master baiter!
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I'll help you with nipples! 😏
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1 RespuestaI have a sneaking suspicion this entire story is just do you can use the title.
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I would pierce them but hey do whatever works for the nips
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1 RespuestaI have read "Help with Ninjas"
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Ask Siri. I'm sure she knows.
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1 Respuesta"You're not worthy of the food nipple!"
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Just don't let your nips slip in the store, they'll make you buy them.
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Editado por BFGesus: 6/27/2017 2:23:59 PMThe babysitter wants you to buy her stuff for HER kid? What a lazy fake mom.
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If she didn't care enough to specify, then she deserves to deal with whatever you choose.
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Pencil eraser size works universaly
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Obviously you are very ill prepared if you don't have a plethora of nipples on you at any given moment.
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1 RespuestaWell this thread got on the Lenny train quick
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[spoiler]offtopic so yeah expecting something else insert Lenny [/spoiler]
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2 RespuestasNo one realizes that the child needs daddy's salty milk.I call it UNLIMITED POWER!!!⚡️⚡️⚡️
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*spits drink* *choking* *rueing the day #OffTopic was created*
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Go to Dairy Queen
