We were just sitting there in the restaurant in the middle of a conversation and I let one rip. It was a nice loud but short one with no wetness to it. I thought nothing of it at first but then he said "now that's just ignorant." I just laughed and asked him what. Then he called me a -blam!-ing asshole and stormed out of the restaurant and didn't even help pay. Who's the asshole? Am I really not allowed to fart? It's not like I waved it at him or anything
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Most normal people go to the bathroom and let one rip or at least try to be discreet about it. No lie if I was your coworker I'd probably be annoyed too but I probably wouldn't have stormed off.
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I don't give a shit if I fart when I'm with someone. If ya can't handle it get out. It's natural and it feels good. Kinda like masturbating.
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2 RespuestasBut what does this have to do with [url=http://www.wikipedia.org/wiki/Godwin%27s_law]-godwinslaw!-[/url] and Jews?
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4 RespuestasEveryone does it. It's ignorant to act like it is such a bad thing.
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1 RespuestaDoes he know what "ignorant" means?
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2 RespuestasOp is forgetting the part where he put his butt in the coworkers face.
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If i was in that situation and someone farted id like, "Soooooooo, hows your dinner going there buddy?" Or just try to not make it awkward. I mean, if you cant clench onto it then its not like you did it on purpose. Some people can & cant stop it from making a sound. So your coworker is an asshole for ditching you and not paying. Theres nothing ignorant about farting, its -blam!-ing natural.
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If he got triggered by a fart, then he is in for a world of disappointment.
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I am not the only one who does this?
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1 RespuestaGet vengeance. Buy a skunk and sneak it into his houses air vents.
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3 RespuestasI was dozing off in my recliner yesterday and was awoken by me ripping one. I decided to go poo right after
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1 RespuestaTake a dump on his desk.
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4 RespuestasI say he's the asshole just cause I hate when people use the word "ignorant" as if it's synonymous with rude
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I'd have probably choked on whatever I was eating/drinking, and sworn gaseous vengeance.