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Editado por stonebrixxx2:
5/5/2017 10:03:43 PM
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Offtopic is at a night club. What do we do?
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I'd leave
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1 RespuestaWhat we'd look like
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1 RespuestaI'm the one that, beyond all reasoning, walks out with one of the best looking girls there. [spoiler]Only to make an obscure joke, ruin my chances and spend the night on this site again. ;)[/spoiler]
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Split up into 2 groups based on political affiliation, once that is done we begin a dance fight.... to the death!
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2 RespuestasEditado por BondyMilk: 5/6/2017 10:26:06 PMNightclub is called the Lenny. You play kids bop versions of extremely innapropriate songs for children. Ninjas sit in the corners with large hammers and there are trolls wearing inb4ban t-shirts poking them and then running away. Section of men with girls names trying to get attention and a section of people who give you b8. And then there's me, walking in with a Molotov cocktail and smashing it on your head
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2 Respuestasstep 1: block the fire exits
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1 RespuestaFind all of the adults and go buy them a beer at the nearest pub instead.
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Mad max has half a sip of michelob ultra and goes on a long, belligerent rant. Ghost is also there and, while he has had no drinks, is responding with a long, belligerent, evasive rant in response
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Lmao leave
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13 RespuestasEditado por Lebkazoo: 5/7/2017 12:23:23 AMKrishna is sitting in the back with Gizmo, plotting the best way to attack Russia on a flat earth. Mild Squirrel is dancing like a heckin beast in the middle of the floor. Max sits at the bar throwing pebbles at every republican he sees. Snow Mexican is being paid minimum wage to play the radio as DJ. Doob Brandishes his shitposting skills. The Lucky Seven is well... Gettin lucky. (Insert Lenny Face.) Stonebrixxx2 preaches the way of the shitpost to everybody. I like Ham goes crazy at the buffet. Ocean Jedi has the high ground. TheMormonJedi has even higher ground. Lady Ghost throws starbucks at her worshippers. Burning Viper gives witty responses to all of his fans before yelling [b][i][u]KUPO![/u][/i][/b] in their face. Inexorable light does a thing. Touch me Baby... Well... Red Wolf Legend buys the whole dang bar and kicks us out... [spoiler]All in good fun my friends.[/spoiler]
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End up killing every employee and taking over the club
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Pshhhh idiot......DANCE OF COURSE!!!!!!💃🏼
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We party 🍻
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Make sure there's enough room for Jesus between the couples slow dancing
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90% of #Offtopic is edgy, 13 year olds. . .it would be like a middle school dance with only guys. I wouldn't show up in the first place.
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1 RespuestaBlow up the place. I did the world a favor.
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I leave this Night Club. The people here are among the weirdest I've seen
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5 RespuestasWho would the bartender be?
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1 RespuestaYell Allahu Akbar and blow everyone up
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4 RespuestasKick you out because your only 13.
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Editado por Wookieg13: 5/7/2017 12:52:28 AMGetting in a music battle with the DJ.
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I'd probably be sitting in a corner staring at a wall cuz I'm antisocial af.
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Everyone is crowding around the free WiFi
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5 RespuestasWonder how a bunch of 13 year olds got passed the bouncer.
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2 RespuestasEditado por Tobito_TheGod: 5/6/2017 11:55:45 PM[b][i][u]We[/u][/i][/b] As if I'd associate myself with 98% of this forum. I'd be checking everyone's I.D at the door.
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Someones bound to commit genocide
