America:eagle
Canada:moose
Russia:bear
Britain:teacup
Germany:fat kids who've had too much strudel
Australia:kangaroo
Mexico:donkey
North Korea:malfunctioning nukes
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#Offtopic
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India: Magic Carpet
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Italy- the spaghettipocalypse
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3 Respuestas[b] [/b]
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1 RespuestaAll of Africa: tribal trained tigers
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1 RespuestaActually, we will ride fish into battle! Not a teacup! Mwuahahaha. [spoiler]Fish and Chips was a british idea sooo[/spoiler]
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9 RespuestasHow the -blam!- are we supposed to shoot anything spinning around in a tea cup?
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Syria: Goats [spoiler]( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)[/spoiler]
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Poland:Forklift
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[quote]Russia: Trump[/quote] Fixed
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Wrong, Mexico you have your typical stereotypical Mexican drug dealer, or El Chapo for short.
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3 Respuestas[quote]America:eagle Canada:moose Russia:bear Britain:teacup Germany:fat kids who've had too much strudel Australia:kangaroo Mexico:donkey North Korea:malfunctioning nukes[/quote] Ireland:Potatoes
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French- drive in reverse
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1 RespuestaSweden: IKEA Rolling Chairs
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Japan: Giant Robot China: The Great Wall Scotland: Horses with Bagpipes Canada: Polar Bears covered in Maple Syrup
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No one is allowed to ride on my back during WW3.
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Editado por Kernel_Kraut: 5/4/2017 3:26:32 PM[quote]Germany: Rapefugees[/quote] FTFY
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Japan: Anime
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1 RespuestaFrance: White flag with wheels
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Syria- goats with gas canisters on the back
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5 RespuestasAustralia will ride into battle on giant spiders, automatically winning the war because ain't nobody want to fight giant spiders.
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Red Forman- My feet
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Now for some real vehicles... America...One of those fat people scooters http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2017/01/19/01/3C422C6900000578-0-image-a-1_1484789317914.jpg Canada: A Zamboni http://kickasstrips.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/03_3.jpg Russia: Lada pulled by Tovrish horse http://www.funpic.hu/_files/pictures/630/8/69/46908.jpg, and https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/98/a5/43/98a543fc125a7ebeee42875e94061ccc.jpg Britain: One of those 3 wheel Mr Bean cars https://i.ytimg.com/vi/Uhd-8m7l5DQ/hqdefault.jpg Germany: [Insert WW2 joke] https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/originals/a9/19/94/a9199455faf7337f9a027470530a5495.jpg Pew PEw PEW pew!! Australia: The greatest tank ever made!!! Bob Semple tank https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/2/27/Sempl_2.jpg Mexico: a 98 GMC Jimmy...But it has at least 15 people stashed inside http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2012/02/03/article-0-1192F826000005DC-813_308x260.jpg
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5 RespuestasEditado por AdligerAdler: 5/3/2017 7:40:40 PMFat not related to Murica? Nah mate, nice try but you are the fats of planet Earth for all eternity. Some day aliens will land on our planet and they'll learn about humanity that the home of the bra... fat is Murica. Mexico: Eagle + Germany: Eagle + Austria: Eagle + Murica: Fat eagle ● France: Cock _|_ (rooster)
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An eagle is better for Mexico...
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French: a white flag
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Japan: body pillows