But I really don't like Canada and all this ignorance Canadians have over America. It's like they think America is one tiny country [by population] like Canada, ignoring that we have individual states that have more people than entire countries... Including Canada!
"We are Diverse and multicultural" they say. Right. Meanwhile they have 50 different states each with their own laws, with a literal flood of foreigners immigrating from all over the world constantly, and far more diversity on a state by state basis than Canada. Can you spot the differences between Texas and Maryland? Puerto Rico and Florida? Even New York and California.
"We are independent" they say. Right. Meanwhile all their social programs for medical and other social programs only exist because they pay virtually nothing into defense. What happens if another country invades Canada? "Please oh please USA. Save us! We need your help!" Canadian 'Sovereignty' belongs to the USA. To add insult to injury, they were under British Parliament control until April 17, 1982, which means they were never an independent country up to that point where they passed Canada Act 1982. Canada had to request British Parliament to "patriate Canada's constitution, ending the necessity for the British parliament to be involved to make changes to the Constitution of Canada."
And as soon as Canada is willing to acknowledge that it's basically the 51st state of America, Americans can move on with our lives.
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Seriously -blam!- Canada. United States is -blam!-ing awesome. USA USA USA 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
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Bad Jax!
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Wouldn'tcha know, eh?
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Beautiful satire.
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2 RespuestasEditado por Barnabe377: 4/29/2017 1:04:58 PMWell I'm Canadian, not even 18 years old, and yes I know what is Puerto Rico (not even a state lol) and whatever you said with California. Problem is in your logic that the only time Canada was attacked, it was during the war of 1812 against... America. Your government couldn't attack the UK directly so you attacked their colonies thinking it would be easy. Turns out French Canadians, Anglo-Canadians, the Natives and the English managed to survive your attacks. America and Canada are two different countries, so yes we have different situations. Canada, unlike the US, managed to keep its security and resources so everyone likes us. Everyone loves Canada because we are positive and don't try to shout out loud "our country is the best deal with it". Canada is way more mature than America, your post helps proving that. Did you concluded a study with Canadians to say that they think they are superior than Americans? Maybe they think that because we don't have shootings every day in our country and weird stories with people dying in their bath with their toaster or killing people because they unfriended each other on Facebook in our country. I like America and its people when they are intelligent (the majority of Americans thank god), but not Americans who invent things up to support their point. [spoiler]Oh, and what did your old president, more popular than Trump after his election, say? "[i]The world needs more Canada[/i][/spoiler]
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[quote]But I really don't like Canada and all this ignorance Canadians have over America. It's like they think America is one tiny country [by population] like Canada, ignoring that we have individual states that have more people than entire countries... Including Canada![/quote] Nobody thinks that. Also, you have exactly one state that is more populous than Canada, which is California. We have more land-mass, and that is the only way we are bigger. [quote]"We are Diverse and multicultural" they say. Right. Meanwhile they have 50 different states each with their own laws, with a literal flood of foreigners immigrating from all over the world constantly, and far more diversity on a state by state basis than Canada. Can you spot the differences between Texas and Maryland? Puerto Rico and Florida? Even New York and California.[/quote] We aren't more diverse, it's how that diversity plays out. Cutlural mosaic vs cultural melting pot. [quote]"We are independent" they say. Right. Meanwhile all their social programs for medical and other social programs only exist because they pay virtually nothing into defense. What happens if another country invades Canada? "Please oh please USA. Save us! We need your help!" Canadian 'Sovereignty' belongs to the USA.[/quote] Who exactly would invade us? Who would even want to? Our nation's soldiers have also proven time and again that they are more than capable. Besides, we are allied with the most powerful military in the world. [quote]To add insult to injury, they were under British Parliament control until April 17, 1982, which means they were never an independent country up to that point where they passed Canada Act 1982. Canada had to request British Parliament to "patriate Canada's constitution, ending the necessity for the British parliament to be involved to make changes to the Constitution of Canada."[/quote] I have nothing to add here, but I won't try to pretend you didn't say it or anything. [quote]And as soon as Canada is willing to acknowledge that it's basically the 51st state of America, Americans can move on with our lives.[/quote] Hahahaha. If that's what's keeping you up at night, that's pretty pathetic. Also I'd suggest some sleeping pills, cause it's never gonna happen.
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20 RespuestasYou are -blam!-ing autistic. Im Canadian. We're the exact same as you. We live the same and talk the same. Just because you think we're stupid and just an add on to America is like to let you see how much better our living conditions are. Scince we have a gun law we have waaay less murders. And also, we'd deliver your invite to America because Canada's a better place to live. How's you health care? Oh wait. Its shit. Go end yourself and study canada. Just because the us only learns about itself doesn't mean its the best. There are many places I'd rather live.
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23 RespuestasThat's cool, but literally who are you?
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3 RespuestasCanadcuck is just a snowy Mexico with trees and we should build a wall on both borders.
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3 Respuestas[quote]But I really don't like Canada and all this ignorance Canadians have over America. It's like they think America is one tiny country [by population] like Canada, ignoring that we have individual states that have more people than entire countries... Including Canada! "We are Diverse and multicultural" they say. Right. Meanwhile they have 50 different states each with their own laws, with a literal flood of foreigners immigrating from all over the world constantly, and far more diversity on a state by state basis than Canada. Can you spot the differences between Texas and Maryland? Puerto Rico and Florida? Even New York and California. "We are independent" they say. Right. Meanwhile all their social programs for medical and other social programs only exist because they pay virtually nothing into defense. What happens if another country invades Canada? "Please oh please USA. Save us! We need your help!" Canadian 'Sovereignty' belongs to the USA. To add insult to injury, they were under British Parliament control until April 17, 1982, which means they were never an independent country up to that point where they passed Canada Act 1982. Canada had to request British Parliament to "patriate Canada's constitution, ending the necessity for the British parliament to be involved to make changes to the Constitution of Canada." And as soon as Canada is willing to acknowledge that it's basically the 51st state of America, Americans can move on with our lives.[/quote] This is like when foreign people here things like this, "The state of pennsylvania files a lawsuit agaisnt the federal government." People get scared of this, in reality, it is what makes this country great.
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1 RespuestaYep. That's how we establish and maintain foreign relations. By doing this kind of shit.
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14 RespuestasBagged. Milk. What's up with that?
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Americans are too puss to live up here. They love their warmth and money.
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5 RespuestasThey have universal healthcare and social programs because their politicians don't have a 200k-900k income like the US does
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4 Respuestas[quote]But I really don't like Canada and all this ignorance Canadians have over America. It's like they think America is one tiny country [by population] like Canada, ignoring that we have individual states that have more people than entire countries... Including Canada![/quote] Where did you hear that from? [quote]"We are Diverse and multicultural" they say. Right. Meanwhile they have 50 different states each with their own laws, with a literal flood of foreigners immigrating from all over the world constantly, and far more diversity on a state by state basis than Canada. Can you spot the differences between Texas and Maryland? Puerto Rico and Florida? Even New York and California.[/quote] This is because Canada was declared a Multicultural nation in 1982, see https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Canadian_Multiculturalism_Act Look, I get it. America basically does the same thing, but the difference is Melting Pot vs. Multiculturalism. I'd argue they're pretty much the same at this point, but nonetheless that is why. [quote]"We are independent" they say. Right. Meanwhile all their social programs for medical and other social programs only exist because they pay virtually nothing into defense. What happens if another country invades Canada? "Please oh please USA. Save us! We need your help!" Canadian 'Sovereignty' belongs to the USA. To add insult to injury, they were under British Parliament control until April 17, 1982, which means they were never an independent country up to that point where they passed Canada Act 1982. Canada had to request British Parliament to "patriate Canada's constitution, ending the necessity for the British parliament to be involved to make changes to the Constitution of Canada."[/quote] Taxation in Canada is much higher than US. We've had these kind of programs even after World War 2, after which we had the third strongest military in the world. Also, you're acting like every Canadian agrees with the extreme budget cuts to our military that both the liberals and conservatives have been changing over the past 50 years. I don't want to have to rely on other nations, but that's not my decision to make. Indeed, we were under British parliament control legally until 1982, but Canada was still very much able to function separately after 1949, see https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/British_North_America_Acts Again, this is something Canadian citizens have no control over. [quote]And as soon as Canada is willing to acknowledge that it's basically the 51st state of America, Americans can move on with our lives.[/quote] You can't be serious; I don't want your garbage politics interfering with our already plastered news stations. That's like saying all countries in Europe should be a part of the British Empire. Get out.
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Wait... what?! I just agreed with you?
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5 RespuestasJust remember that everyone likes Canada... everyone. [spoiler] Remember what happened in 1814 [/spoiler]
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Editado por Snow: 4/29/2017 2:51:36 AMU -blam!-ING WOT C**T?
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Well... well... well. Look what the Cat Dragged In... It's Wonder Woman. Still "wondering" I see. And what is it this time? O-Can-a-da! Nothing better to do... A?
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1 RespuestaAmerica is such a stupid country. [spoiler]The U.S. is better.[/spoiler]
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We have no gold. We have no standards. But we like to think we're the gold standard of countries. (jk I love you Canada)
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... [spoiler]Sorry Snow Mexican. [/spoiler]
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1 Respuestawww.invadecanada.us Damn mooseriders